User:Mahagaja/Unified English Spelling

In this increasingly globalized world, I say the time has come to abolish all American and British English spelling differences and create a unified spelling for English that will be valid in all English-speaking countries. Where American and British (or more generally, Commonwealth) spelling deviates, but the pronunciation is the same (abstracting away from phonologically predictable differences in accent), one or the other form should be preferred. Which form is preferred should be decided on by a number of different criteria, some of which may conflict with others. The criteria, roughly in order of importance, are:

1. Length. In general, the form with fewer letters should be preferred.
2. Etymology. In general, the form that better matches the form used in the source language of the word should be preferred.
3. Reduction of semantically related homophones with different spellings.
4. Reflection of pronunciation.
5. Conformity with other European languages.

British/Commonwealth spelling	American spelling	Unified English Spelling	Reason for preferring the UES
behaviour, colour, flavour, harbour, honour, neighbour, etc.	behavior, color, flavor, harbor, honor, neighbor, etc.	behavior, color, flavor, harbor, honor, neighbor, etc.	Fewer letters; in Latinate words also nearer the etymological source. Helps prevent misspelling words like honorary, humorous, and vigorous, which never have -our-.
centre, fibre, sabre, spectre, theatre, etc.	center, fiber, saber, specter, theater, etc.	centre, fibre, sabre, spectre, theatre, etc.	Nearer the etymological source in most cases (centrum, fibra, sabre, spectrum and θέατρον have no vowel between the r and the consonant preceding it). Closer to derived terms like central, fibrous, spectral, theatrical, etc.
-ise/-isation; also analyse, catalyse, hydrolyse, paralyse	-ize/-ization; also analyze, catalyze, hydrolyze, paralyze	-ize/-ization; also analyze, catalyze, hydrolyze, paralyze	Nearer the etymological source in the case of -ize; no further from it in the case of -yze. Also spelling the verb analyze allows a distinction to be made between analyses (the plural of the noun analysis) and analyzes (the 3rd person singular of the verb analyze). Exception: recognise since this etymologically does not have the -ize suffix.
analogue, catalogue, dialogue, demagogue, pedagogue, monologue, homologue, etc.	analog, catalog, dialog, demagog, pedagog, monolog, homolog, etc.	analog, catalog, dialog, demagog, pedagog, monolog, homolog, etc.	Fewer letters, nearer the etymological source. And no different spellings for different meanings (e.g. non-technical analogue, dialogue vs. technical analog, dialog)!
anaemia, anaesthesia, caesium, diarrhoea, encyclopaedia, foetus, gynaecology, homoeopathy, haemophilia, leukaemia, manoeuvre, mediaeval, oesophagus, oestrogen, orthopaedic, paediatric, etc.	anemia, anesthesia, cesium, diarrhea, encyclopedia, fetus, gynecology, homeopathy, hemophilia, leukemia, maneuver, medieval, esophagus, estrogen, orthopedic, pediatric, etc.	anaemia, anaesthesia, caesium, diarrhoea, encyclopaedia, fetus, gynaecology, homoeopathy, haemophilia, leukaemia, manoeuvre, mediaeval, oesophagus, oestrogen, orthopaedic, paediatric, etc.	Closer to the etymological source; for learned words like these that trumps word length (note fetus, however, for which foetus is just a flowery misspelling of the Latin)
counsellor, equalling, initialled, marvellous, modelling, quarrelled, traveller, woollen	counselor, equaling, initialed, marvelous, modeling, quarreled, traveler, woolen	counselor, equaling, initialed, marvelous, modeling, quarreled, traveler, woolen	Fewer letters
enrol(ment), fulfil(ment), instal(ment), skilful	enroll(ment), fulfill(ment), install(ment), skillful	enroll(ment), fulfill(ment), install(ment), but skillful	Exceptions to the preference for fewer letters: skillful is derived from skill, which is never spelled *skil; the verbs have to have a double L in inflected forms like enrolled/enrolling, fulfilled/fulfilling, installed/installing anyway, so keeping the double L in the bare stem increases consistency. The nouns in -ment then follow suit.
axe, calliper, carburettor, camomile, cheque, draught, jewellery, liquorice, mould, moult, moustache, plough, programme, storey, sulphur, yoghurt	ax, caliper, carburetor, chamomile, check, draft, jewelry, licorice, mold, molt, mustache, plow, program, story, sulfur, yogurt	ax, caliper, carburetor, camomile, check, draft, jewelry, licorice, mold, molt, mustache, plow, program, story, sulfur, yogurt	Fewer letters
sceptic	skeptic	skeptic	Better reflects the pronunciation
grey	gray	grey	For consistency with greyhound, thus spelled even in American English, and despite the fact that greyhound might not be etymologically grey + hound at all. Folk etymologies are also etymologies.
aluminium	aluminum	aluminium	Conformity with IUPAC and most other European languages, despite having more letters
licence (n.)/license (v.) and practice (n.)/practise (v.)	license (n. & v.) and practice (n. & v.)	licence (n. & v.) and practise (n. & v.)	These homophonous noun/verb pairs should be spelled the same. The -ce form is etymologically preferable in licence, while in practise the -se form is. Drawback: licensure can't conveniently be spelled any other way.
defence, offence, pretence	defense, offense, pretense	defense, offense, pretense	The -se forms are etymologically preferable and reduce the likelihood of misspelling derivatives like defensive, offensive, and pretension.
connexion, inflexion, deflexion, reflexion	connection, inflection, deflection, reflection	connexion, inflexion, deflexion, reflexion	Fewer letters, etymologically preferable
artefact	artifact	artefact	Etymologically preferable; conforms with other European languages
disc	disk	disk	OED calls disk "the earlier and better spelling"; definitely preferable for the verb since disked and disking better reflect the pronunciation than disced and discing.
programme (but computer program)	program	program	Fewer letters; no artificial spelling distinction based on meaning
cosy	cozy	???	Etymology of this word is uncertain anyway; another coin toss? Or just go with s since it's a less unusual letter than z?
cypher	cipher	cipher	Etymologically preferable
kerb	curb	curb	Etymologically preferable
mollusc	mollusk	mollusc	Etymologically preferable; conformity with adjective molluscan
pyjamas	pajamas	pyjamas	Etymologically preferable (was formerly pronounced [paɪ-] and comes from an Urdu word with the [aɪ] diphthong)
tyre	tire	tire	Etymologically preferable
vice (tool)	vise	vice	Better reflects the pronunciation

Note: I don't and won't follow these suggestions in my Wikipedia writing, because this mishmash is not standard spelling anywhere. Nor do I seriously expect it ever to become standard spelling across the world. This is just my fantasy about how things oughta be, and would be if I were in charge. Keep that in mind if I ever become the benevolent dictator of the planet.

P.S. While I'm at it, I want to add ðat I þink English should restore ðe letters þ and ð, which got kicked out of ðe English alphabet for no better reason ðan ðat ðey weren't used in French. Th would be kept for words of Greek origin, analogously to ðe way ph is currently used in words of Greek origin while f is used in most words of oðer origins (notable exceptions being gopher and nephew).