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Wikipedia is not Michael Shumacher edit
see wikipedia is not The Stig
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Simple enough
Wikipedia is not the place to blow your teacher edit
Because they dont like you.
Wikipedia is not a brand of soda edit
And even if it was, nobody would buy it because it sucks (like Duncan).
Mountain Dew is better.
Wikipedia is not Kendrick Lamar edit
We won't disappear for 5 years.
Wikipedia is not your mom edit
sorry, couldn't resist
Wikipedia is not a big truck edit
It's a SERIES of TUBES!
Wikipedia is not a urinal edit
Hey, you! Do that stuff over there, or there.
Wikipedia is not a sock edit
I mean, does it smell bad? No! Then it's not a sock!
Wikipedia is not a graveyard edit
So don't put dead bodies in here.
Wikipedia is not behind you edit
So For the Love of God Don't Look. It's Your Mama there...
Wikipedia does not bite edit
Ow! ...Except, of course, if you want to bite the newbies.
Wikipedia is not Russian edit
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia article edits YOU!
Wikipedia is not a place to get drunk edit
Awwww, man. That's no fair.... but it's okay if we're drunk already, right?
Wikipedia is not a swimming pool edit
Cannonball!!!! Aww, crap! I broke my computer. hehehe
Wikipedia is not your great aunt Agnes edit
Thank God!
Wikipedia is not God. edit
God is.
Wikipedia is still not God edit
(Insert prominent figure in your religion here, e.g. Jesus. For atheists, use Invisible Pink Unicorn) is.
Wikipedia is not not God edit
It has pocket lint, and no tea.
Wikipedia is not a place to boost one's ego edit
Perhaps this one should be officially added, now that the edit count tools are whack, and considering that the vast majority of editors are non-notable individuals.
Wikipedia is not a sexual lubricant edit
No explanation needed.
But knowing some of the stuff here could theoretically get you laid.
Wikipedia is not just for Christmas edit
It is for life. Don't let the kids sit on it or pull it by the tail.
Wikipedia is not a giant, blue and green striped, pink and purple polkadotted, odorous, pizza-covered, telephone-eating, lederhosen-wearing, Republican, bloodstained homicidal soda-sippin' piece of shit maniac named Bob edit
This follows from the fact that Wikipedia is not Republican.
Wikipedia is not a spoon edit
But you can still eat soup with it, although it might be wise to invest in a new computer. Also, Wikipedia is there, as opposed to the spoon.
Wikipedia is not a duck edit
Being an encyclopedia, it could not possibly look, swim, or quack like a duck.
Wikipedia is not a place for an argument edit
Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't.
That's not an argument, that's just a contradiction!
No it's not.
Yes it is. An argument is an intellectual process, intended to establish a proposition. That's not just saying, "No it isn't".
Yes it isnt.
No, it isn't.
Look -- if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
DUNCAN <dead argument sketch continues in random order ad infinitum>
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Wikipedia is not a window shade edit
You can't use it to darken your house. Well, you could print out articles and use those, but Wikipedia itself is not a shade. Don't even think about it.
Put down the pull cord and step away from the glass.
Wikipedia is not on the internet edit
Usefulness? On *my* INTERNET?!
NB: It's more likely than you think!
Wikipedia is not eadable edit
If you want to want to eat crap, go eat the real stuff, not the virtual stuff.
Wikipedia is not spell checked edit
Edible.
Wikipedia is not an online encyclopedia that comes in many languages and can be edited by users edit
Oh, wait. It is. Never mind.
Wikipedia is not ON WHEELS!! edit
Anymore, that is. Now that Willy on Wheels is gone.
Oh, no I'm not!--Willy on Wheels (ON WHEELS!)
Wikipedia is not a flotation device edit
In the event that someone is drowning, do not throw Wikipedia to him/her. This will only make matters worse (see electrocution).
Wikipedia's Javascript doesn't mean be hyper edit
Perk!Perk!What?Blah!Let'splay!PLAYPLAYPLAY!*thud-snoooooooore*
Wikipedia is not. edit
It just is not. It was, but that didn't work so well.
Wikipedia is snot. edit
Wait..
Wikipedia is not for everyone edit
Please consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Do not use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects, such as vandalism, explosion of cranium due to overflow of knowledge, or extreme headaches, may occur. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your doctor. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. If you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, discontinue use of Wikipedia and consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is for everyone edit
Please do not consult your doctor before starting Wikipedia. Use if under the influence of alcohol. Serious side effects may not occur. Do drive or operate heavy machinery while using Wikipedia. When you start experiencing discoloration of your right toes, continue use of Wikipedia and don't consult a doctor.
Wikipedia is snot for everyone edit
Because everyone needs more snot, of course.
Wikipedia is not my beautiful house edit
Nor is it my beautiful wife.
Wikipedia is not the call of the Seventh Trumpet of the End Times edit
It does, however, hang out with war, famine, death, and pestilence.
Wikipedia is not the Governor of California edit
Hasta la vista, one-liners!
Wikipedia is not gay edit
Despite the assertion of many a vandal, Wikipedia is not gay. He is in fact going out with google.com. I heard he got her pregnant!
Well, I don't know about ^him, but I heard they broke up.
Wikipedia is not in the process of sucking edit
Depending on what your reply is, you could suffer... *cocks shotgun* Any Questions?
Wikipedia is not also in the process of blowing edit
Do note that although this is the alternative of sucking, you should think accordingly as to whether it does or does not blow. *waves shotgun*
Wikipedia is not the wind in Vietnam edit
See two previous entries. Also, it won't love you long time.
Wikipedia is not the place for non sequiturs edit
The sky is blue.
Wikipedia is not my shotgun edit
It isn't really possible to blast your enemies in the face with Wikipedia, although additional cardiovascular damage may occur as a result, making it roughly as dangerous.
Wikipedia is not a game edit
Too many people think it is.
Wikipedia is not a carrot edit
Wikipedia is also not Britannica, nor is it a radish.[1]
You can't use Wikipedia to make your life as easy as breathing. It leads to serious problems.
Yup.....what were you expecting something funny? Well your not gunna get it cuz it really isn't deodorant.
Don't throw it on the floor and let people fall on it.
Wikipedia is not any kind of fruit or vegetable edit
Wikipedia is not The Matrix edit
Although it is an alternate reality of sorts.
Wikipedia will not help you lose weight edit
Wikipedia is not a pipe edit
Or, as the French would say, Wikipédia n'est pas une pipe.
Wikipedia is not sold in stores edit
So call now! The next fifty callers receive a free Wiktionary! Sorry, no CODs
no, it ain't gonna take it, Wikipedia's not gonna take it, anymore
Wikipedia is not a member of The Solar Federation. edit
But thanks for letting us know you have assumed control
Wikipedia is not a scientologist edit
Not since that arbcom ruling.
But it is a cult.
Wikipedia is not not not not not an encyclopedia edit
Of course it's not not not not not. It is, however, not not not a fruit, and it's not not going to be on the test.
No, Wikipedia is not the rule of double negation edit
No, no, it is not.
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia edit
Wait, that's not right...
Wikipedia is not yo mama edit
If Wikipedia tells you to do something, you don't necessarily have to do it. Now clean your room!
Wikipedia is not The Flying Spaghetti Monster edit
Please don't get your friends to worship it, please.
Wikipedia is not radioactive edit
Okay? It's safe. Just take off that damn protection suit, it smells like your ugly face!
Wikipedia is not Cyndi Lauper's house edit
No girl should just wanna have fun here. This is serious business!
Wikipedia is not The Price is Right edit
Come on down all you want, but you aren't winning a new car anytime soon.
I'll take "Wikipedia" for $200.
Wikipedia is not Wheel of Fortune edit
It isn't a place for buying any vowels, either.
Wikipedia is not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious edit
Wikipedia is not the Paris Hilton Fanclub edit
Go to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Pick that up!
Wikipedia is not suitable for vegetarians edit
It also isn't suitable for people with nut allergies.
Wikipedia is not The Weakest Link edit
You are, goodbye.
Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy X edit
There is no pilgrimage to becoming the high administrator, no maestor Wales to overthrow, no aeonpuppets to summon, and no overdrive edits to perform. The dead do not become fiends. No Wikiknights are battling Sin. You can't increase your power by negotiating the edit grid.
And on a further note, Wikipedia is not Final Fantasy XI
Wikipedia is not a Big Brother contestant edit
So you can't nominate it for eviction. But you can nominate the stupid contestant's pages for deletion. Or be bold and redirect them to the article of the Big Brother season they appeared. Unless of course they have been all over the news for saving baby seals, or they happen to be best friends with Paris Hilton, or written a best seller, or did the nasty with Richard Hatch. Other than those things, there is no reason to have individal articles on Big Brother contestants just for being on/or winning the show! Get a life.
Wikipedia is not a phone-in competition edit
But, if it was, they'd either be won by someone who works for Wikipedia[2] or have already chosen the winner before closing the lines[3].
It also follows that they'll also rig phone-in polls as well[4], or charge more than they should for those votes[5].
Besides, if it was a phone-in competition, the winner will be someone who works behind the scenes, without the host's knowledge[6]. Either that, or say the show with less votes is the winner[7] and be fined less than they made[8].
Wikipedia is not a Salmon edit
Because it had to be done.
Wikipedia is not a place for putting long funny lists edit
So what is this then?
Wikipedia is not Barbie Girl edit
You can't brush its hair, or undress it anywhere.
Wikipedia is not an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini edit
it's not a catchy song either.
Wikipedia is not a football edit
It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!
Wikipedia can't save Koridai edit
It is written: Only Link can defeat Ganon.
Wikipedia is not Burger King edit
You can't always have it your way here, sorry.
You won't be assimilated. Just your knowledge. You can go on about your business. Move along.
Wikipedia is not Donkey Kong edit
It will not throw barrels.
Wikipedia has 99 bitches and ain't a problem with one[9]
Wikipedia does not look good on the dancefloor edit
Anyway, that's Alex Turner out of the Arctic Monkeys' job.
Wikipedia is not a purple monkey dishwasher edit
Nor is it a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
Wikipedia is not My Chemical Romance edit
WHEN IT WASNT!
Wikipedia is not not4chan edit
MOAR SAUCE
Wikipedia is not old copypasta is old edit
Wikipedia is not your bitch edit
YOU WISH!
Wikipedia is not the place to look for the meaning of life edit
That's on Wiktionary
Seriously
Wikipedia is not fo' urban languages edit
So get ya shitty pants o' ma articlez, or y'ain't be breathin' anymo'. Come o', man, ya heard me, get t'hell outta ma encyclopediah.
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Wikipedia is not the place to swear edit
While Wikipedia is not censored, there is no fucking need to swear for no fucking reason.
Wikipedia is not claustrophobic edit
Not funny!
pikiWedia is also not a space for ploonerisms, mo natter fow hunny they are. Seliousry. me Wean it. Necause there are bumerous editors tomitted co vinding thilly sings in articles and theverting rem, you won't wet agay with it.
Wikipedia is not an organ donor edit
We're so selfish
Wikipedia is not asian edit
Die hard American, baby
Wikipedia is a place to watch Monday Night Football edit
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Are you ready for some football!?
Wikipedia is not for figuring out the tattoo on your girlfriend's ass edit
Even if it refers to a minor river in Romania.
Wikipedia is not even supposed to be here today! edit
My girlfriend's orally pleasured 37 men...no, not in a row! DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia is not from New Jersey edit
So don't ask which exit. DodgerOfZion (talk) 07:21, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Wikipedia does not own itself edit
Neither has it been on fire since 1962.
Wikepedea is nut the plaice two miss speel wurds edit
allwas ooze a spilling chequer too macke shure that ewe speel you're sentuncas corectally.
Wikipedia is not a Communist edit
It may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but it is not a porn star!
Whch s why ths sntnc s Whch s why ths sntnc s wrttn wtht n.
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Wikipedia isn't not able to say Candlejack edit
Wikipedia is not a Brazilian timetraveller edit
We don't know what it refers to, either.
Wikipedia did not kill Kenny edit
So it is not a bastard.
Wikipedia did not kill Kennedy edit
Wikipedia did not shoot J.R. edit
In spite of what was revealed, we all know that little John Ross did it.[original research?]
Indeed, it's not always painless. Although it does bring home many changes...
As ZX Spectrum fans know, nothing ever is. Not even stonkers.
Wikipedia is not a repository for fish puns edit
Cod knows, there's no plaice for such nonsense these dace.
- I don't wish to carp, but no self-respecting Wikipedian would bream of writing such pollocks in any case.
But you just lost.
I did?! fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-----
damn it
Doesn't this make you win it though? http://xkcd.com/391/
It isn't in ur compootr edditn ur filez.
Wikipedia never loses its concentration or gets distracted in the middle of an -- oooh.... a butterfly....
Wikipedia is not a lumberjack edit
Wikipedia is not mindfuck edit
WIKIPEDIAAA
So, bricks won't be shat, when you see this.
Wikipedia is not Perry McCarthy edit
Because he's The Stig
Wikipedia is not the Stig's Cousin edit
Wikipedia is not any of the following:
- The Stig's Southern American Cousin
- The Stig's Environmentalist Cousin
- The Stig's Communist Cousin
- The Stig's Vietnamese Cousin
- The Stig's Truck Driving Cousin (i.e. Big Rig Stig)
- The Stig's African Cousin
- The Stig's Technology Cousin [dubious – discuss]
Although: Some [who?] say that wikipedia and The Stig both have matching tramp stamps laugh track and that if put into a cage wrestling match, they would both win... All we know is its called The Stig and Wikipedia
Wikipedia is not Linkin Park edit
Wikipedia is not tired of being what you want it to be.
Wikipedia is not Mindless Self Indulgence edit
Wikipedia has never wrote a gay song.
Wikipedia is not your bloody offspring edit
Neither is it your spouse.
Wikipedia is not your new bicycle edit
Although Barack Obama is.
Wikipedia is not your jalopy edit
Although John McCain is.
Wikipedia is not suitable for persons of a nervous disposition edit
Nor, in all likelihood, anyone else. :-)
Dead follows it.
Wikipedia can't be controlled.
Wikipedia is not a chicken edit
Though it doesn't cross the road.
No one can see if you watched any mature articles.
Wikipedia is not real edit
Which, according to the modal realism of David Lewis... Can't touch this!
So put away that pokeball! (Piplup!)
Wikipedia is not a Mettaur edit
Don't even think of charging that megabuster!
Wikipedia does not see dead people! edit
Wikipedia is not a FALCON PUNCH! edit
Or else you wouldn't be able to read this.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult others for making really tiny mistakes edit
But if you look 4 sections higher, you'll see that someone forgot the accent on Pokémon. That guy was probably fucking its mother while making that.
Wikipedia is not a place to insult back people who are paranoid about small mistakes edit
Look above this section and you'll see a cock mongler who's mother is also his aunt (don't get mad, get even).
Wikipedia is not a internet meme[citation needed] edit
O RLY? YA RLY! SRSLY? Y SO SRS?
Wikipedia is not a place to keep insulting others if you did accidentally insulted them because they made a really tiny mistake, and thus, Wikipedia is not the place to keep creating sections in articles to impress the others edit
In b4 a longer title.
shut up you dumb whore learn to spell
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia[citation needed] edit
Because enclopedias do not need to source obvious information[citation needed]. Grass is green[citation needed], the sky is blue[citation not needed], ice is white[citation needed], Wikipedia is full of silly people[citation needed].
- Actually, most, but not all, grasses are predominantly (but not entirely) green because chloroplasts are green.[citation needed] The sky isn't blue, refraction of sunlight makes it look blue[citation needed] (if human eyes were more evenly sensitive across the visible spectrum, the sky would be purple with a blue tinge[citation needed]). Ice from pure water is actually clear[citation needed], but looks blue (not white) for similar reasons[citation needed]. But the author surely knew that.[citation needed]
Wikipedia is not naught edit
...contrary to popular belief.
Allthough there are editors whose battlecry is DELETE!
So it will not ex-ter-min-ate you."DEELEETEE!"
- nor is it a cyberman
Wikipedia is not The Master edit
But you will obey it. YOU WILL OBEY IT.
Wikipedia is not a stone edit
It's a football! I chiseled it!
Wikipedia is not your father's Oldsmobile edit
This is the new generation of Wiki.
Wikipedia is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. edit
Wikipedia is the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and is all part of the same compost pile.
Wikipedia is not Mama Luigi! edit
That's Mama Wiki to you, reader!
Wikipedia is not a cup of Coffee edit
Starbucks is better anyways.
So it will not promise cake.
Wikipedia is not a wiki edit
Oh, wait, yes it is. Sorry, my mistake. While it turns out there're many, many wiki wiki, and that WikiMedia is subject to swinging, still, I'm married to my articles.
Which means that you won't see adverts instead of articles[10].
Wikipedia is not the place to forget edit
Wikipedia is not a stranger to love edit
But it knows the rules. And so should you.
A full commitment by your edits is what we are thinking of
You wont get this from any other guy
We dont want to tell you how we are feeling (unless the server crashes, then we're all sad)
Got to make you understand that you cant vandalise wikipedia
Wikipedia is not a license to abuse the rules of language edit
Spellcheckers and such, hmmm. Apparently someone went through the trouble to create these tools, so why should it trouble me to take the time to learn how to use them effectively? Yeah, there are numerous editors combing through WP articles, willing to clean up our grammatical messes. But why test this diffusion of responsibility? Why not bring along my own pooper-scooper?
Wikipedia is not a pooper-scooper edit
Do I need explain?
Wikipedia is not the place for blank sections edit
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Simple Enough
Wikipedia is not repetitive edit
Wikipedia is not Himeko Nonohara in Disguise edit
But then why is it beeping?
Wikipedia is not Immanuel Kant edit
What's the difference between the Great Unthinking Masses and a triangle? A triangle has three points.
A job as a comedian is on des cartes I think.
Move along.
Wikipedia is not the place for inane lists of meaningless crap edit
... then what the hell is this page here for?
Though it may be self aware.
Wikipedia is not run by Chuck Norris edit
If it's not in the Chuck Norris facts, then it's not true.
Chuck Norris Fact number 38:Editors don't run Wikipedia. Chuck Norris runs Wikipedia. -unsigned post signed by Some vandal hat hates Wikipedia (talk)
Oh be quiet. -.-
Wikipedia is not Gordon Brown edit
Could be true but I reckon it's more like George Bush.
It's the Other Wiki, so stop posting egregious trivia sections in the main articles. And there IS such a thing as notability.
- This Troper agrees!
- Actually, it's THAT Other Wiki.
- To be fair, it could be THIS Other Wiki.
- This Troper points out that YOU'RE the other wiki.
Wikipedia is not a Time Lord, nor is it Haruhi Suzumiya, Evangelion, or a Xanatos Gambit by Jimbo Wales edit
Wikipedia is not just for breakfast anymore edit
Part of a balanced diet includes plenty of Wikipedia, so any time is the right time for Wikipedia!
Wikipedia is not a Kentrosaurus edit
but it is heavily revamping the page.
Wikipedia is not James Cameron edit
it did not make Avatar, and we have more originality.
Wikipedia is not Gordon Freeman edit
So don't expect it to kill headcrab zombies for you
Wikipedia is not a Mudkip edit
Nuf said.
Wikipedia does not make lotsa spaghetti! edit
It can only make toast at the moment.
Wikipedia doesn't host the Angry Video Game Nerd. edit
And its PUTRID ANAL SH*T COMING OUT OF A RHINOCEROS A**HOLE because of it.
- but when the server crashes, we act like him
Wikipedia is not Giygas edit
But you still can't grasp the true form of Wikipedia's attack
Wikipedia is not a Dacentrurus edit
yeah, it's not,
Wikipedia is not a Gigantspinosaurus edit
um, yeah, it isn't
Wikipedia is not a Tuojiangosaurus edit
These stegosaur jokes are just getting old now!
Wikipedia is not Billy Mays edit
Although they did hang out a lot.
Wikipedia is not a naut edit
of any sort
Wikipedia is not a Maggot edit
THE SOLDIER AGREES!
Wikipedia is not Blackout from the 2007 Transformers Movie edit
but it is nearly as cool as him
Wikipedia does not play The Spy edit
It plays the Heavy Weapons Guy
What the heck?
Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia (part 2) edit
A proper encyclopedia wouldn't have FAKE STORIES in it.
So it doesn't claim that whoever wins it is "The World Champion" when all the entrants are from one country.
Wikipedia Is Not-a Luigi edit
That's-a Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
Wikipedia was not phone edit
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
Wikipedia will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibbie edit
Wikipedia freakin' hates the Sibbie!
Wikipedia is not a doctor. edit
It's a real doctor!
Likewise, Wikipedia is not The Doctor edit
It does not hate Daleks or Cybermen. After all, Wikipedia is not a Time Lord.
Because we all know that the CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!
Wikipedia is not a birth-control aid edit
Enough said.
Wikipedia is not Antisocial edit
But it does speak several foreign languages.
Wikipedia ain't fer ken-tract-shuns edit
Ner is it fer back-wuds di'lect!
Wikipedia is not The Greased-Up Deaf Guy edit
So stop chasing it!
Wikipedia is not a Spandvut edit
The word doesn't even exist anyway.
Wikipedia is not Buzz Lightyear edit
But it does go to infinity and beyond.
Wikipedia is not Paris Hilton edit
So don't hunt it down trying to assassinate it.
Wikipedia is not Leia's Metal Bikini edit
And it knows that there are people out there who wish it was.
Wikipedia is not a Seal edit
It's not a sea dwelling mammal either.
- Wikipedia is also not Seal. However, it will never survive unless we get a little crazy.
Wikipedia is not George Orwell edit
Neither was it created in 1984.
It likes to eat any kind of animal.
Wikipedia is not a Stegosaurus edit
Oh, SHUT UP about the stegosaur jokes!
Wikipedia is not a Tyrannosaurus edit
It is king of the Encyclopedias, not king of Dinosaurs.
Wikipedia is not real edit
Yes it is.
Wikipedia is not German edit
It hates Nazis.
Wikipedia is not John McClane edit
But it will still say "Yippee Ki-yay motherf*cker!" if you want it to.
But Wookieepedia is.
Wikipedia is not Jurassic Park edit
There aren't dinosaurs in here, oh wait!
Wikipedia is not a repository for Animal dropping samples edit
Eww.
It dosen't mess itself up.
Wikipedia is not a Giant enemy crab edit
As such, it does not have real-time weapon change, and you cannot attack its weak point for massive damage.
Wikipedia is not Ridge Racer edit
See previous entry.
It ain't gonna drag you behind the milk rack and make you dance.
Wikipedia is not your GameBoy edit
Anyone get the reference? Anyone?
Wikipedia is not a sperm bank edit
So shake it somewhere else.
Wikipedia is not responsible for the loss of any valuables edit
So please make sure you keep them safe
Wikipedia is not Metallica edit
Wikipedia is not off to Never-Never Land.
Wikipedia is not the Walrus edit
However, it is the eggman. Goo Goo G'joob
Wikipedia is not Nazi Germany edit
All evidence to the contrary.
Wikipedia is not Modern Warfare 2 edit
So it doesn't have ridiculously underpowered weapons, broken ironsights, failed experiments or campers.
Wikipedia is not Halo: Reach edit
There was no public beta.
Wikipedia is not the Soviet Union edit
Again, all evidence to the contrary.
No explanation.
Wikipedia is not Peter The Great edit
Nor did he banish his sister, Wiktionary.
Wikipedia is not a place for unproved rumors edit
Snopes is.
Wikipedia does not like fishsticks edit
So it is not a gay fish
Wikipedia is not Battlefield: Bad Company 2 edit
But it does have awesome weapons, destructible scenery, more awesome weapons and awesome vehicles.
Wikipedia is not That Guy With The Glasses edit
So it doesn't have Comic book reviewing sleuths with magic guns, A guy with glasses who hates bat credit cards, Spoony bards, or general insanity
Wikipedia is not Roadside Picnic edit
So there are no subplots.
Wikipedia is not Pyramid Head edit
thank God.
However, it is Eggman. wait, wasn't this done before?
Wikipedia is not a video camera edit
Wikipedia is not Banjo-Kazooie edit
Wikipedia is not a Soapbox edit
oh wait, that's official policy.
Wikipedia is not using lots of sockpuppets edit
Wikipedia is not the answer edit
You must search within yourself to find the answer.
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia edit
A PARADOX! GET OUT OF THE UNIVERSE! *warps*
Wikipedia did not hit her! edit
It's not true! It's bullshit! Wikipedia did not hit her! It did not.
- Oh, hi Mark.
But you probably should keep your stupid comments in your pocket.
Don't you mean Owl?
Wikipedia is not the 256th entry on this page edit
This entry is on a page that is on Wikipedia (now I'm confused).
Wikipedia is not the ruler of the world edit
Not yet.
Wikipedia is not Spock. edit
Wikipedia is not the place to look for Emma Watson's Phone number edit
For real! People have asked!
But you still can run around randomly destroying other people's hard work if you wish to.
Wikipedia does not exist edit
When your browser clicked on the Wikipedia link, your computer started emitting fumes that made you imagine that you were on an encyclopedia anyone can edit. You are not, actually, and are instead looking at a "This page was not found" error.
Wikipedia is not a guitar edit
but if it was it would be tuned in drop-D
Wikipedia is not a Neo-Nazi escort service edit
Acoording to Fetchcomms and yes, someone tried to use it that way
Wikipedia is not a toy edit
So it won't help destroy the Elder Race of Man.
You probably thought Wikipedia was alive. edit
Nope. It's not. It's dead. It's been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
Wikipedia is not Dwarf Fortress edit
So no killing elves, no magma traps, no Giant Cave Spiders, no violating laws of physics, no-
A section of the cavern has collapsed!
Urist McAnon, Contributor has been crushed under falling rock.
It does not mess up Rome.
Wikipedia is no place for humor edit
Everything is very serious here and we are all terrifically important.
Wikipedia is not LittleBigPlanet edit
Wikipedia is not a Baron von Raschke interview edit
Unless you are a deletionist or associated with an article's subject, then "Dat is all dat da people need to know" is the order of the day.
Wikipedia is not valid in states where prohibited by law edit
Check whether local restrictions apply.
Wikipedia is not a place to praise the Vegan Teacher edit
We are considering a ban on Minecraft Skeletons.
Wikipedia is not a blog site edit
References edit
- ^ "Wikipedia:Motto of the day/Nominations/Archive 1". pp. Item #22. Retrieved 2007-04-18.
- ^ "BBC News: BBC suspends phone competitions". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: Richard and Judy in quiz apology". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: Blue Peter says 'sorry' over cat". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
- ^ "BBC News: ITV admits X Factor vote mistake". Retrieved 2007-10-02.
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