Just doing some metakarma jimbomaxing

A crow.This user likes crows.
This user wishes the dodo wasn't extinct.
This user is very afraid of yellowjackets. This fear may extend to bees, other wasps like hornets, and any other insect that look like such.
This user has a pet cat.
This user has been scratched several times by their pet cat.
This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.
This user enjoys cats, especially with mustard.
Yellow lab This user loves Yellow Labrador Retrievers.
This user likes red foxes.
This user likes bats.
ThylacinusThis user wishes the Thylacine wasn't extinct.
This user wishes the megathere wasn't extinct.
Oblovka_žravá_(Achatina_fulica)This user likes land snails.
This user escaped the Backrooms.
This user is not a
Reptilian Shape-shifter
This user is interested in
Eskimo–Aleut languages.
This user is interested in
Indo-European languages.
This user is interested in
Romance languages.
This user is interested in
Turkic languages.
This user is interested in
Uralic languages.
HTML-1This user is a beginning HTML user.
svg-2This user is an intermediate SVG user.
py-2This user is an intermediate Python programmer.
Ρ ρThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Ρώ.
אThis user's favorite letter in the Hebrew alphabet is אָלֶף
Щ щThis user's favorite letter in the Russian alphabet is ща.
Cyrl-3
Д
This user has an advanced understanding of the Cyrillic script.
КирThis user can read the Cyrillic script.
Deva-0
This user has no understanding of the Devanagari.
αβγThis user can read the Greek script.
Hrkt-0
This user has no understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
漢字-0This user understands little to nothing about the Kanji script.
Java-0
This user has no understanding of the Javanese script.
Latn-4
A
This user has a near-complete understanding of the Latin script.
This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
whoThis user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Who does it hurt to simplify things?
less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
person,
humanity
This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.
theyThis user frequently uses the singular they for want of a better gender-neutral pronoun.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
"…"!
US vs. UK
This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!
which
that
This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
16This user is 16 years, 9 months, and 26 days old.
This user comes from Occitania.
This user lives in Toulouse.
This user has French ancestry
This user is of Occitan ancestry.
This user is a proud resident native citizen of Occitanie.
This user is a Free French.
This user is a citizen of the European Union.
This user is a citizen of France.
This user ardently opposes
the alt-right
.
0This user has no siblings.
LH ←This user is a southpaw.
right-mindedThis user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.
NEW
LIFE
This user needs and wishes they had a life.
This user lives in the European Union.
This user is a member of the LGBT community.
This user is uncertain of their sexuality.
MGMThis user is against infant circumcision (male genital mutilation)..
This user is an advocate of open research and open access.
This user is a nerd.
:(This user is a pessimist.
Alternate history: the canvas upon which this user
paints "what if".