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 This user is male.
  This user has a website, which can be found here.
 This user is a professional webmaster.
 This user is a student.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
 This user lives in the United Kingdom.
 This user's time zone is BST.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
UKThis user uses British English.
ieThis contributor uses any browser other than Internet Explorer.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
HTML-3This user is an advanced HTML user.
PHP-3This user is an advanced PHP programmer.
mysql-3This user is an advanced MySQL programmer.
js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.
asThis user knows ActionScript.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
 
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This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
 This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as webspot-co-uk.
 This user contributes to Digg.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
OWNThis user uses an email account with their own domain name.
 This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
 This user contributes with GNOME.
 This user contributes using Ubuntu.
OSrcThis user contributes to Open Source projects.
  This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.
  This user has a dual monitor configuration.
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This user uses Intel processors exclusively.