In lieu of the time or drive to create a fancy userpage, have some userboxes:

It is approximately 3:54 PM where this user lives.
This user's favourite animal is the Bengal Tiger.
This user is dieting.
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
This user drinks fruit juice.
This user drinks cappuccino.
TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.
This user loves A&W Root Beer
SThis user drinks Snapple.
PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
This user enjoys chess.
This user likes to play Role-playing games.
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
This user likes to sleep.
This user attends or attended
Baylor University
This user is interested in law.
This user is interested in political science.
This user prefers Mac.
This user contributes using a
MacBook Air.
tThis user blogs on Tumblr as butnoteveryday.
This user has an account on YouTube.
This user maintains a facebook profile. +
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
AdiumThis user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
This user contributes while using Spotify.
You TubeThis user contributes while listening to YouTube.
This user contributes using Microsoft Office 2011 for Mac.
WINE-logoThis user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!
This user is proud to be a nerd, although she prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.
This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
This user is against DRM.
This user is against cyberbullying.
This user believes copyright laws are harmful and that RE, sharing and modifying are inalienable rights.
This user supports free software.
This user is NOT a vegan or vegetarian, but respects and accomodates those that are.
Christian cross This user is a Christian, and that's all that matters.
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
This user is interested in Gothic literature.
This user enjoys reading mysteries.
This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".
Quoth this user, "Nevermore."
This user is a fan of the Odyssey.
This user enjoys each of the 100 cantos of Dante's Divine Comedy
A lion similar to Aslan, the Lion This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
This user knows that Oceania is at war with Eastasia. It has always been at war with Eastasia.
OOTSThe user reads The Order of the Stick
xkcdStand back! This user is going to try science with xkcd.
This user has a television set.
This user has satellite television provided by Dish Network.
This user likes the BBC.
The TARDIS, from Doctor WhoThis user is a Doctor Who fan.
DWThis user's favorite Doctor is the Tenth Doctor.
This user enjoys Star Trek.
Scrubs This user Re-he-heally loves Scrubs.
ScrubsThis user's favourite Scrubs episode is My Musical, and they know the words to all of the songs.



This user is a mezzo-soprano.
This user likes most types of music.
This user enjoys country music.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user enjoys pop music.
✝♫This user enjoys Christian music.
WickedThis user is Defying Gravity
JThis user loves her
Coat Of Many Colors.


The Phantom of the Opera This user listens to the Music of The Night.
QThis user is twenty-two, and lives on Avenue Q.
PPGThis user is a Powerpuff Girls fan.