All (or enough) of my life, summed up in a few userboxes:

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.
This user uses Google Maps.
XangaThis user maintains a Xanga weblog.
This user's primary email client is Microsoft Outlook.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
cmn-4該用戶能以地道官話進行交流。
该用户能以地道官话进行交流。
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!