Hi, I'm Matt (he/him). I'm 32 and live in the Wandsworth area of London with my fiancée and our cavoodle Celeste. I work in SEO marketing and WFH since covid has been my dream come true. I love cafes, walking Celeste, and snowboarding trips.

I've always loved rap and in particular UK rap, and I'm especially interested in contributing to Wikipedia topics on grime and drill. My favourite artists are Stormzy, Nines, and Giggs.

My username comes from my nickname in Year 12/13. The trend back then was to wear 'low batties' (your trousers belted under your bum) - don't ask why, we thought it was cool. I was known for having the lowest so I got the name and it stuck.


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