Last updated June 27, 2009

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
AdThis user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia.
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.
XPThis user uses Windows XP.
Left monitorRight monitorThis user has a dual monitor configuration.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
This user is a bicyclist.
1, 2, 3...This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.
WTF THIS IS NOT A USERBOX
...Or is it?
You just lost The Game.
fan-3This user's favorite computer or video game character is Captain Scott Mitchell.
teenThis user is a teenager.
blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...
K-ManThis user knows a "Kramer."
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user does not smoke.
This user is of Italian ancestry.
This user is of Irish ancestry.
bro This user has a little brother
This user grew up in the suburbs.
This user knows
"...there is no spoon".
OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
This user does not know what Zodiac sign they fall under.
chizodThis user does not care what Chinese astrological sign they fall under.
This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
  This user supports the National Rifle Association.
This user supports racial equality.
This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
This user is Roman Catholic.
This user is probably going to Hell.
This user is straight.
YMThis user is your mom.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user has a profile on MySpace.
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.
This user has too much time on their hands.
17This user is 17 years old.
This user is a carnivore.
This user is a male.
hs
This user is a high school student.
This user was brought to life by Evanescence.
This user politely asks:
Who are you working for?!
This user's life occurs in
real time.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it a lot, but only while instant messaging.
This user enjoys rock music.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
ChefThis user misses Chef!
This user drinks water regularly.
This user enjoys woodworking.
CR-5This user is most likely completely crazy.
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
CADThis user presses Control-Alt-Delete to read Ctrl+Alt+Del.
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user loves
Ford.
This user is currently learning how to drive.
This user wishes to have an Abrams Tank.
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
XPThis user uses Windows XP.
This user contributes using a laptop.
360 This user plays the Xbox 360.
cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user plays the Halo series.
RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
This user thinks time zones are evil.
This user likes to change traffic lights to get through faster or because crashes make good photographs.
This space is for rent.
band-3This user likes Linkin Park.
For those about to rock, this user salutes you!
This user enjoys ska.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user needs more cowbell.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user needs just one more userbox on his page!
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.