enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
he-0משתמש זה אינו מבין עברית (או מבין אותה בקשיים ניכרים).‏
This user was born in an aircraft.
This user can divide by zero.


Welcome to the simple page of myself. I am Dave. Feel free to look about, however, I do admit that I programmed this page in the early early morning after being up for an extended period of time, so you might catch a glipse of just how messed up I can be running on adrenaline and sudafed (I do have quite the cold at the time of writing)!


ALRIGHT ALREADY! I wasn't born on an aircraft per se, it's just a darn figure of speech! O.K?
O.K.