I'm well aware that this page is a mess. I was bored.

:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
sfriThis user contributes using Safari.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user does not observe Daylight Saving Time.
4This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.
This user is a professional graphic designer.
This user drinks tea.