Location edit

 This user currently resides on
Planet Earth
.
 This user is a citizen of Germany, a member state of the United Nations.
 This user is a citizen of Germany, a member state of NATO.
 This user lives in Europe.
 This user is a citizen of Germany, a member state of the European Union.
 This user lives in
Germany.
 This user lives in the German state of Land Niedersachsen.

Humour and fun edit

STThis user is an expert in Something
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left blank)
Don't click this link, or this one.
 This userbox was put here by mistake.
 This user knows you just looked behind you!
?This user just doesn't get it.
 This user is crazy. Feel free to whack them with a wet trout.
 This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...
o.OThis user is weird, but thinks the above userbox should be spelled correctly.
 This user
LOLThis user does recognise the pun inside his username.
?!This user has flipped.
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 The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life.
This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.LOL
🍔CAN DIS USR HAS CHEEZBURGER?
 This user likes to sleep.

Languages edit

deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
en-GB
-4
This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

Health and Mental edit

 This user is Autistic — and a person, not a puzzle.
 This user is afraid of flying.
!!!This user has a phobia of insects.
AllergiesThis user does not have any allergies! Yay!
 This user has green eyes.
 This user never had surgery.
  This user can not lick his own elbow.

Sports edit

04This user supports Bayer 04 Leverkusen.
 This user is a fan of Germany.
 This user hates hearing the word 'Soccer'.
 It’s Football, Not Soccer!
 This user supports
ENGLAND
World Cup Winners 1966
 This user supports West Ham United.
 This user is a fan of
association football.

Drugs and Smoking edit

  This user is against smoking.
  This user does not smoke. There are cooler ways to die.
 This user is drug-free.

Wikipedia statistics edit

 This user is not an administrator and does not wish to be one at this time.
 This user is a Wikipedian.
 This user has autoconfirmed rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
This user HATES it when someone vandalizes Wikipedia.
This user clicks the "Show preview" button to avoid making useless mistakes... 
wiki-2This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.
 103 This user has made 103 edits to the English language Wikipedia.

Radio and broadcasting edit

DABThis user has a DAB digital radio.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.
 This user listens
to AM radio.
AM
 This user listens to Radio 5 Live.
 This user loves to listen to public radio stations.
 This user listens
to longwave radio.
LW
 This user once caught a clear broadcast signal from somewhere far away.