Wiki-ped-ia
To the tune of Ice Ice Baby. See original lyrics here.
- Yo Wiki P let’s kick it
- Wiki-ped-ia (x2)
- All right pull up the homepage and listen
- Wikipedia’s got another mission
- Edits reverts and summaries too
- Wikipedia’s got a mission for you
- Click on a page read it and edit
- There is an error somewhere I bet
- Unless it’s a page that has been featured
- Then it’s probably like a perfect creature
- Nothing wrong with it then look elsewhere
- Yo Wikipedians an error over there
- Maybe it’s some vandalization
- We can’t live with this degradation
- Fix it revert it maybe baby
- These vandals must all, must all have rabies
- If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
- Check out that page so the admin deletes it
- Wiki-ped-ia Edit it (x4)
- Now that that has been reverted
- And the administrators power asserted
- Go now and edit up your user page
- And tell the world about the page you just saved
- Look a new message in your discussion
- Your head is pounding like a percussion
- “Hello” the guy writes to you kindly
- “I like what you’ve done with that category”
- That is the end of story
- You go to the homepage tres happily
- Wiki P’s all right it’s the vandals you fight
- Man o manny your outta sight
- You go you click on a blue link
- You click one more link and then one more link then you think
- The link is red
- So you got a blank page about nothing but the white screen in your face
- Now you pull up Google to search for it
- Zero info makes you blankly sit
- You give up, then Random Page you click
- What you see really truly makes you sick
- Vandals once again destroy info
- This has to be gotta be a really bad sin yo
- George Bush isn’t from India
- Bad information uh-uh see ya
- Another good page saved by you
- You’re an asset to Wiki this is true
- You jump to the Community Portal
- And see a request for info about a turtle
- You majored in bio and tell what you know
- Then you add a picture just for good show
- If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
- Check out that page so the admin deletes it
- Repeat Chorus
- You’ve got 80,000 edits and growing
- The more you explore Wiki P the more you’re knowing
- Learning all the inner machinations
- Rooting out all the infestations
- You’ve been on 34 hours straight
- Ya haven’t drank bathed or ate
- Smelly and sweaty
- Hair all greasy and gooey
- So now you get up to take a pooey
- Now you start going through Wiki withdrawal
- Cut your bathroom break so fast just to get back on
- Ready to edit but you’ve missed so much son
- You wanna restart the whole Wiki mission
- But first you must get out of the fetal position
- If there’s a problem yo we won’t repeat it
- Check out that page so the admin deletes it
- Wiki-ped-ia edit it
- Wiki-ped-ia (oh-oh) edit it
- Wiki-ped-ia edit it
- Wiki-ped-ia edit Wiki
- Yo man let's get out of here
- Word to the Wiki
- Wiki-ped-ia sogood
- Wiki-ped-ia so good so good (x2)
- Wiki-ped-ia