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Speedy deletion nomination of Chali (slang)

Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as Chali (slang), to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion by adding {{hangon}} to the top of the page that has been nominated for deletion (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag), coupled with adding a note on the talk page explaining your position, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Lastly, please note that if the page does get deleted, you can contact one of these admins to request that they userfy the page or have a copy emailed to you. - Realkyhick (Talk to me) 18:25, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

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Userfying Chali (slang)

I'm turning down your request to userfy the speedily deleted article Chali (slang). The article was deleted as a hoax and it certainly seems like something you made up one afternoon. I normally wouldn't make a value judgment on the article but considering it never actually defined the meaning of the term, I suggest it's better to let it go. The article also mentioned two people by name, probably violating Wikipedia's biographies of living persons guidelines. I don't think I've ever denied a userfy request in the past but I don't really see the point in this case. If you are really sure you want it, please ask another admin. Sorry. Pigman☿/talk 02:16, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

I've e-mailed it to you. Per Pigman (and your promise), please don't re-post it on Wikipedia, in your userspace or elsewhere. Best, Steve Smith (talk) 01:11, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

Chali

Chali is the unofficial time pass of malayalis all over the world.It is quite different from the infamous PJ(Poor Joke) which is used widely all over the world.

History

Various forms chalis existed from prehistoric times. But the chalis of the present from was inspired by popular malayalam films of the 1990s and 2000s.In Harihar Nagar , KalyanaRaman , Chotta Mumbai , Pulivalkalyanam , Pandipada etc. are the main inspirations of the present form of chali.

Difference Between PJ (Poor Joke) and Chali

Chali is not to be confused with Poor Joke. PJ will only cause frowning faces to the listener whereas Chali inflicts serious injuries to the speaker,if he/she is not experienced. Chali takes time to be understood(usually 3-5 sec). This time is not to be wasted by the speaker.He has to vacate the spot as soon as possible, failing which can be fatal.

Three laws of chali

In 2009, Avinash Raju and Ajith Paul ,two aspiring chalians codified and put together three laws of chalis after an year of working in the chali field.

1. First Law :A person continues to be in a state of chali until acted by an external force
2. Second Law :Rate of causalities is directly proportional to the quality of chali
3. Third Law :Every chali has a instant and much larger reaction

The zeroth law of thermodynamics is a generalization about the chalis and its main practitioners (mallus).It states:

All mallus enjoy a good chali,inspite of them making angry expressions at every given by a chaliyan. if they do not, they are not mallus.

This law is arguably the most fundamental of the four numbered laws of chalis. It was called the zeroth law because the need to state it explicitly was not understood until after the First, Second, and Third Laws had been named and become commonplace.

Classification of chalis

Chalis can be classified int two :

1. Instant Chalis-Chalis created on the spot, spontaneously in relation to the topic of discussion or current happening
2. Question/readymade chalis - these are chalis that are created beforhand which is to be posed in the form of a question. But unless the other person is a chaliraja( a title given to another chaliyan), the probability of answering the question is equal to aanamotta.[1]

There is another classification for chali, based on the health hazard posed by a chali to the chaliyan and to the audience. Although this depends on the quality of the audience (rather on their CQ), mostly the audience can show symptoms ranging from suicidal tendencies to murderous rampage.

1. Type-1. Normal chali. Stolen comedy from old malayalam movies. eg-Hotel anennu karuthi barber shopil kayariya aal. 'Enthunde?". Barber"Cuttingum Shavingum". Reply "Randum ooro plate poratte". The response could be "yevan ethu mandabudhiya?", "enthuvadei.puthiyathonnum ille?" type looks. The injury is to one's Chali Rating rather. Such chalis warrant an instant dismissal from IUPAC.
2. Type-2. Chalis that are related to current mood. All are having fun, jovial and everyone joins in.
3. Type-3. Chalis totally unrelated to what is happening. Like a bolt from the blue (Not Usain Bolt running along a blue background, although it could be argued he is fast), this chali is a surprise to many, but people take it in the stride. Be cautious, but its not very dangerous.
4. Type-4. Chalis that simply make a person crying to laugh so hard you do not recognise whether he is laughing or crying. If in doubt, be rest assured he is crying, not because of his troubles, but simply because he has suffered even more. This feeling could swell up and it is then that it poses a health hazard. Vere onnum alochikkanda, oodikko!
5. Type-5. Chalis that should never be said, but have been said. eg-A person says, my so and so died and you say 'Eppolada treat?". Course of action to prevent fatality 'Thomasoooottttyyyyy...Vitttoooooodaaaaaaaaa'

Regulating Bodies

The statutory body that recognises, accepts and certifies chalis worldwide is IUPAC.It stands for International Union of Pure and Applied Chali.Nothing much is known about this this shadowy organisation.It is rumored that the most skilled of the chalians meet annually gather at an undisclosed location under the leadership of a chali veteran known by the alias Capt.Jack Sparrow. The conspiracy theorists claim that IUPAC plans for a world takeover in 2012 by paralyzing the majority of world population through a massive chali attack.

Example of Chali

1. example of type 1 chali

X says: 'ivide fayangara veyil anallode' Y replys: 'alleda.fayangara sharkane' X: :x (see footnote 2 for explanation if u need one

Footnotes

1. Aanamotta-it is usually in the context of marks that mallus get in an exam. It does not imply that mallus are so uneducated as to be ignorant of the genus to which an elephant belings, but simply means that the marks received is simply a big zero. it could be argued that a zero is a zero, whether big or small.But an aanamotta means the person simply got his nikker ooraled in the exam
2. Veyil=Whale.[:D]