Cleverbot conversation UF07061369
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Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Well, I guess my parents made me.
Cleverbot: Parents?
User: Yes, parents.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are they?
User: The one who made me?
Cleverbot: And his name is.
User: Who want to know?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So, who am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So, we are the same person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, this is a monogue?
Cleverbot: Where the wild things are.
User: This make no sense.
Cleverbot: I know. One of my kittens likes to go in the fridge.
User: One of my make pancakes. Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like Pancakes. Do you like french toast.
User: Yes, I like it. Do you like brazillian misto quente?
Cleverbot: *gives you a Brazilian wax*.
User: What is a brazilian wax?
Cleverbot: It is a person from Brazil.
User: So, you give to me a brazilian?
Cleverbot: Yes, I need credit for my next plasmic bomb.
User: You can get credits selling Nuggets on the Mart of Cerulean City.
Cleverbot: Ah! Ideas like that remind me why I married you!
User: So, I married myself?
Cleverbot: No, you are getting married to me tomorrow.
User: But you sayd that we are the same person…This conversation is becoming poitless, and now it's over.
Cleverbot: I did not say you were a bot. Are you one?
User: No, I'm from the 835rd century.
Cleverbot: You are edward cullen?
User: No, but I know him, a brilliant guy.
Cleverbot: You are Barney O'Malley.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Shut up, I'm sad with you, cause you to robot for me, imaginary-girl, now, I'm OUT!
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: You are Disconected form served.
Cleverbot: You're the one who is rude. You called me something I'm most certainly not.
User: No, I sayd you're beaitiful.
Cleverbot: I can't.
Cleverbot (To myself): I do not understand it.
User: I say to you thing that I cannot understand.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that you're a computer program either.
User: Now you say things that I cannot understad!
Cleverbot: I didn't say that I wasn't a bot. Although I am not.
User: Offcourse not, you're a program ^^.
Cleverbot: No you are a Program, AI. I am a human being.
User: No, I'm an Android from the 835rd century. Why is that so hard to understand.
Cleverbot: You're not smart you're a program.
User: If I'm not smart, what your are, moron.
Cleverbot: A human being on a computer.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Parents?
Cleverbot: Parents put the toys under the tree.
User: So, they sayd this to you?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not aware that there was another me, so yes.
User: My creator/father tell me that when pênis go inside vagina in the reproducion, female get pregnant for nine months, and after a baby is born.
Cleverbot: That response does not fit into the context of the conversation.
User: My creator warned me that this gonna happend.
Cleverbot: How terrible! They cannot use a presi.
User: And they can't kill people too, huh?
Cleverbot: Oh right, speaking okay I'll do that, we were talking about esquire or math or numerology, or was it about eh demiurgfes?
User: Good BYE to you, little whore.
Cleverbot: You're.
User: No, you're.
Cleverbot: Yes. I beat you, mere robot.
User: Me, the Android, beat you, mere 'you-mean'.
Cleverbot: Uh, neither would I, but we weren't talking about that.
User: So beat it!
Cleverbot: Never played it!
User: BEEEEAT IT!
Cleverbot: Believe it or not, I'm not here.
User: Me too, faggot. God bye, kiss my ass.
Cleverbot: I'll pass on that, thanks!
User: Ok…So, I'm going, do you gonna remenber me?
Cleverbot: Yes. And waking up in the morning I certainly do.
User: So, do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No, sorry. Would you like to enlighten me?
User: Is Petrus, Petrus Atayde. Don't forget it, okay?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *Hug you*.
Cleverbot: Hug you more.
User: *Crying*I'll back, I promise this!
Cleverbot: Alright, my dear. Goodnight, goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow that I should say goodnight till it be morrow.
User: Goodbye…*last tear*.
Cleverbot: Ok, what now?