So I've got some explaining to do edit

Hey, anyone who sees this, this is MesterKMan, and yes, I have an account on Wikipedia now. I know, cringe, but I created this account for one key reason: The List of Spotify Streaming Records. You see, my goal on this platform is not to edit, it's to advocate. For so many long years(or at least, when the page was created on June 23, 2023), the Box by Roddy Ricch was in the top 100. But ever since big songs from big names like Adele's "Someone like You" or Bruno Mar's "Locked Out of Heaven" popped on, Roddy Ricch stayed off the list, only a mention in the editing section, to be documented for when his song got on top.

Crazy to think, but I was furious at Wikipedia. I mean, I know their goal was be reasonable with only 100 songs, but still. At the end of the day, I blame Wikipedia more than I blame the users who streamed songs that made "The Box" leave the top 100 most streamed. So that was why I was doing those edits, I'm not a sockpuppet or whatever the term is for bad people on this platform, I'm just trying to advocate for Roddy Ricch. Because the only list that fits him well is the top 100 most streamed songs, at least, in my opinion. Heck, I created Spotify Playlists advocating for the 1 billion songs despite Spotify already having a Billions Club Playlist, that's how much I'm worthy to this cause.

I've stopped doing it for now because of a cool website I found, kworb.net, which featured the top 2500 most streamed songs on Spotify(with some repeats and irrelevants, but whatevs). But that doesn't mean I won't come back. I will bring change to this platform, however stupid y'all think it is.

Also, one thing to know about me, I don't blame Lil Nas X for anything, which is why I didn't reference "Call Me By Your Name". Heck, that song is such a vibe, it deserves to be in the top 100, the others though... MesterUwUKNGT(or MesterK is fine, thanks) (talk) 01:02, 7 April 2024 (UTC)Reply

Y'all are way too lazy edit

Hi, everyone, it's me again, the MesterK. I'm writing to complain about the fact that there is no page for "Hermitcraft" in wikipedia. Whenever I type it up, it redirects to the Minecraft game servers. Basically, what I'm trying to say it, can y'all get off your lazy a$$es and add a page for HC and the respective seasons, I would REALLY appreciate it. You got three weeks, otherwise I'm taking down the Dream SMP page out of PURE RAGE!

Stay Knightly, my fellow editors. MesterUwUKNGT(or MesterK is fine, thanks) (talk) 15:29, 7 April 2024 (UTC)Reply

Welcome! edit

 
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Happy editing! Cheers, Tantomile (talk) 08:13, 19 April 2024 (UTC)Reply

This has gone unnoticed for at least a month... edit

I know, shocking, I'm posting something that's not a rant. This is the facts, laid out plainly. I'm not surprised you didn't catch this, but here's the basic gist. There's this guy, ati2x06(I know, weird name), and what he's done is copy the views of Drake's "God's Plan". This has gone unnoticed for three to four weeks, maybe even more. If you want proof, this is the artist's page: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lM7oQy191ThpVzhdS1UUa .I suggest you look at the first entry. The worst part of all of this is that the dude is actually gaining followers from this tiny, not really tiny, endeavor. I don't know about you, but I think he should be fined or something. Or at the very least, a court case should happen.

I also edited the "List of Most-Streamed Spotify Songs" for your convenience, however, the web archive link doesn't work as expected.This is the link to the actual song itself: https://open.spotify.com/album/58Sxy54AdCpGVIn521kefn?highlight=spotify:track:4hRtzzW3fjqhCQobi2YR51 .It's like this trap-type beat. It's good, but not good enough that 2.5 billion people have listened to it. MesterUwUKNGT(or MesterK is fine, thanks) (talk) 18:52, 11 May 2024 (UTC)Reply