| This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down. |  |
 | Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... |
 | Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... |
| This user is easily distracted. |  |
 | This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! |
 | This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons. |
| Burrito ergo sum | I fart, therefore I am. |
| DAMN! | This user's computer is CRAPPY! |
| This user believes penguins will rule the Earth! |  |
| This user is standing behind you. |
 | This user supports the right to arm bears. |
 | This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time. |
 | This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion. |
| abc | Ths usre haz verry goode spelng. |
| {{!!!}} | This user over-uses userboxes. |
| 7/0 = | This user believes that math is broke. | ERROR |
| ( | Brackets make (this user) feel safe. | ) |
 | This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall. |
 | This user is happy. |
| Left | This user's favorite direction is left. |
 | This user wants to save the whales. |
 | This user is very lazy. Please feel free to do their work for them. |
 | This user enjoys watching pointless animations. |
 | This user knows too much. |
 | This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox. |
| It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. |