Inaugural Goat

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A wikipedia talk page is not complete without an obligatory animal jpeg. Welcome, friend.

Romogoth (talk) 00:34, 22 January 2022 (UTC)Reply


Awake Status

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Caleb is currently: ASLEEP! DREAMING! Source: snore mimimimi! [dubiousdiscuss]

Work Ethic

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University work

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Wikipedia user CayWinter is a notoriously hard worker who never gets distracted. They have been writing their dissertation at a cheetah's pace during the day, and have an impressive and unbreakable focus.

Hobbies

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CayWinter engages in a range of real world hobbies that develop a number of employable skills [dubiousdiscuss], such as reading academic material, writing papers, and building strength.

D.C.H.T.S.?

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"Does Caleb Have The Skrunkly?" (hereafter DCHTS) is a gameshow starring CayWinter, that aired in June 2022.

Premise

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DCHTS is a 6 episode game-based reality show. Each episode, CayWinter must complete a new task that will assess his level of skrunkly. The show exists to quantify the skrunkliness of the contestant, and will determine if he can lay claim to the title.

Result

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Inconclusive. It was impossible to tell if Caleb has the Skrunkly.

Crimes

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Domestic Crimes

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International Crimes

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The summer of 2022 saw CayWinter on an international crime spree, spreading his antics far and wide.

Denmark:

  • We're not sure what he got up to here. But probably something bad. Maybe he scowled at an insect.

Turkey:

  • Caleb has been harassing Istanbul landlords by sending them screenshotted Tumblr textposts about doppelgangers.
  • He has also been building an army of stray cats to come back to Surrey and do his bidding. His evil bidding.

Scotland:

Romogoth (talk) 16:44, 22 August 2022 (UTC)Reply

French Accent

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Wiki User Cay Winter has appropriated the French Accent, and is currently awaiting trial for his disregard for French culture. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Romogoth (talkcontribs) 14:53, 29 March 2022 (UTC)Reply