Zopney

I'm not a Wikipedian, nor have I have contributed to anything outside of this user page. Quite frankly, I enjoy watching Wikipedia addicts shake-and-bake amongst each other to forever argue in a manner that I find hilarious. I have my own website (http://zopney.com) and I run a wiki using MediaWiki software for my gaming guild's website. I'm a huge stickler for minimalism in regards to website design. In fact, this user page is built off of minimalistic usage and will not make the User Page Hall of Fame at any time in the near, far, or forever future.

Language

American English and profanity is the way to go. No exceptions.

Userboxes

Key defining

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is thinking with Portals!

It is approximately 07:56 where this user lives.

Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.

17

This user joined Wikipedia 17 years, 9 months, and 4 days ago as of May 7, 2024.

id1

This user doesn't care...

id2

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OH SHI–

TTGL

Who the hell do you think I am?

All other

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

wyf-
man

This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

if & whether

This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

much & many

This user understands the difference between much & many.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

’s

This user understands that ~~apostrophe's~~ apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

???
?!?
!!!

This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

-

This user is a hyphenation expert.

.

This user's favorite punctuation is the period.

USage decline

This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

1337-X

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

Guitar-1

This user is a beginner guitar player.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

AYB

This user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy .

This user is addicted to video games.

cvg-5

This user is a professional gamer.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

Diff H

This user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user's SteamID is zopney.

PT

This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user enjoys playing Old School video games.

This user loves video game easter eggs, and is a master at finding them.Like this, for example!

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays a PS2.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This user still plays games on the Game Boy Color.

This user plays games on the Game Boy Advance.

This user owns a
PlayStation 3 Core System.

This user owns an Xbox 360 Elite.

LIVE

This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag zopney.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Do a barrel roll

This user games with an Xbox 360 Controller on their PC.

~~Neopets~~

This user has quit playing Neopets.

MS

This user quit MapleStory.

This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft.

This user plays pirated ROMs on an Emulator.

GOW

This user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

KH

This user is the one who will open the door.

KH2

This user has gone into final form.

L4D

This user was Left 4 Dead.

L4D2

This user was Left 4 Dead...Again.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

ME2

This user has played through every mission in Mass Effect 2 (and loved it!).

RS

This user plays RuneScape.

RS	This user has been hacked on RuneScape.

This user would be against a law banning extreme pornography.

This user enjoys pornography.

^_~

This user loves hentai.

^_^

This user watches anime.

^_^

This user reads manga.

アニメ
s/d

This user prefers to watch
some anime with subs and
some anime with dubs

.hack//
SIGN

This user can't log out of The World.

GITS

This user has a
Stand Alone Complex.

This user adheres to Haruhiism.

So this user herd u liek mudkipz?

SC

This user will take all you bitches on!

This user likes to steal wikimarkup code for use on their own userpage.

武装錬金

This user is a fan of Busou Renkin

D

This user is a Digidestined.

ES

Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu Puchu!

FLCL

This user's head is an N.O. channel.

H

This user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.

もののけ姫

This user must learn to see with eyes unclouded by hate.

千

This user has been spirited away.

NHK

This user believes in a nationwide conspiracy to form a militia of zombified hikikomori.

This user is a Minimalist.

This user is nowhere near being an Administrator.

This user has an article about him/herself on Wikipedia.

This user loves Wikipe-tan, the cutest personification of Wikipedia.

This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

no
ads

This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.

This user scored 624 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 465566232).

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