BEWARE, I LIVE.
I am a human being.
I live in the UK, in a city called Newcastle Upon Tyne.
I was born on the 23rd of January 1981.
I like wikipedia mostly because of the way it works on the borders of your existing knowledge, creating links to other ideas and concepts that have some bearing on what you already know. However it's also pretty cool for things you know nothing about.
The rest is up to your imagination.