User:William M. Connolley/For me

I can never find these when I want them:

Stuff edit

Creatures of Light and Darkness
http://www.amazon.co.uk/High-Performance-Rowing-John-McArthur/dp/1861260393

Pix to take edit

Opinion edit

Workspace for refs on attribution of climate change and others edit

Articles that really ought to exist, but don't edit

Great Pyramid of Geezer - to be modelled on Great Pyramid of Giza, but would be about this pyramid built by some old geezer (wot no geezer?). Every time GPoG comes up on my watchlist I think this...
Irish hypothesis - an even more cockeyed version of Iris hypothesis
Naval gazing - more interesting than navel gazing
Al-Jazmagi - Islamic golden age pornographer and pioneer of the jazz mag.
The Cunt of Monte Christo - the story of an idiot justly imprisoned.

Things that really shouldn't exist, and don't :-) edit

I lurk on IRC sometimes... not often mind. See if you can spot my cunning monnicker. Here is a fragment: I think its allowed, since I anonymised it:

A: I think admins should have to wear uniforms when on duty
B: black boots and black leather with silver skulls and a whip
C: I was thinking of a smart jumpsuit
B: and a club
D: But who's knickers, that's the question?
E: admin uniforms need to be leather trenchcoats and jackboots. 
E: we are the mailed fist of Jimbo. we should look the part

Feare of power invisible, feigned by the mind, or imagined from tales publicly allowed, RELIGION; not allowed, SUPERSTITION. And when the power imagined is truly such as we imagine, TRUE RELIGION. Leviathan, ch VI

To have done more hurt to a man than he can or is willing to expiate enclineth the doer to hate the sufferer. For he must expect revenge or forgiveness; both which are hateful. [Ch XI].