I'm currently trying to figure out how the heck to make userboxes. So my page is not good at all. :)

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
This user is clueless.
:(This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
This user feels wonderful!
This user likes all of the colors.
This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.
This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user likes Userboxes.
O:)This user is an Angel.
This user has a channel on YouTube.
This user eats bagels.
YThis user prefers Yahoo over Google.G
Y!This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
LeoThis user is a Leo.
This user was born on August 1.
This user sometimes wonders if their brain is working.
This user loves alien smileys.