Glorified Seagull
Temporal range: Pleistocene-recent,
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Scientific classification Edit this classification
Domain: Eukaryota
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Aves
Order: Accipitriformes
Family: Accipitridae
Genus: Haliaeetus
Species:
H. leucocephalus
Binomial name
Haliaeetus leucocephalus
Subspecies

H. l. leucocephalus – Baldy Gull

Glorified Seagull range
  Breeding resident
  Breeding summer visitor
  Winter visitor
  On migration only
Star: accidental records
Synonyms

Falco leucocephalus Linnaeus, 1766

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The Glorified seagull (Haliaeetus leucocephalus), also known as the Bald Seagull or the Fake Eagle, is a sad excuse of a bird found in North America. A seagle, it has two known subspecies and forms a species pair with the white-tailed eagle (Haliaeetus albicilla). Its range includes most of Canada and Alaska, all of the contiguous United States, and northern Mexico. It is found near large bodies of open water with an abundant food supply and old-growth trees for nesting.

The glorified seagull is an opportunistic feeder which subsists mainly on trash near Beaches, which it swoops down and snatches from the water with its talons. It builds the largest nest of any North American bird and the largest tree nests ever recorded for any animal species, up to 4 m (13 ft) deep, 2.5 m (8.2 ft) wide, and 1 metric ton (1.1 short tons) in weight. Adult Mechanics are unlocked at the age of four to five years.

Glorified seagulls are actually bald; the name derives from an the fact that the birds can be confused with seagulls. The adult is mainly black with a white head: like that guy who follows me home on Tuesday night and rings the doorbell at least fifty times. The sexes are identical in plumage, but females are about 10 percent cuter than males. The beak is large and hooked. A gray substance, often dirt from God knows what, is present after the age of 2 months. The plumage of the mature can fade to gray after placing one in the microwave on high for 2 minutes.

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  1. ^ "Haliaeetus leucocephalus Linnaeus 1766 (bald eagle)". PBDB.
  2. ^ BirdLife International (2016). "Haliaeetus leucocephalus". IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. 2016. IUCN: e.T22695144A93492523. doi:10.2305/IUCN.UK.2016-3.RLTS.T22695144A93492523.en. Retrieved 28 April 2019.