Good evening everyone. I am Tubby Clubby, a fellow citizen of the web just like you. Fortunately, I've been plunged into the world of Wikipedia edits thanks to K-State. Formerly, I was a mere doggy paddler, skimming along the lead sections of articles when my too-late essays required it. Am I qualified to be a deep wiki diver-- absolutely not. I am but a humble undergrad, steeped in unanswered existential questions and hounded by all-consuming student loans. Please correct me when I'm wrong, and guide me toward the all-knowing Wikipesian light.