The Spacex Rocket Cover-up
The Spacex Rocket launched on December 22, 2017 around dinnertime, and appeared as a giant, partly transparent UFO that startled many citizens in the city. It was reported[1] to be rocket lifting off from Vandenberg Air Force Base, north of Santa Barbara, Calif., carrying 10 satellites for the Iridium constellation. They will be used in mobile voice and data communications. In all reality, it was carrying a top secret D.O.D. spy satellite used to gather information on and disarm nuclear programs around the world. It is called ZUMA,[2] standing for the Zimmerman Ultraviolet Meta-rocket Assassination device.
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A source from the D.O.D. who requested complete animosity, has claimed the technology on board is capable of "cloaking" itself to other countries satellites, using electromagnetic waves, specifically ultraviolet waves to eliminate the nuclear detonation of an incoming missile, to minimize the damage should the Anti-Nuclear Antibodies (ANA)[3] set-up in Florida, Hawaii or Michigan fail to take down a nuclear warhead, and it will minimize the damage. The news have been informed about all satellites that appeared in the rocket, including ZUMA, but were not given the true intentions, which have been, and will continue to be, keeping Americans safe, and lacking their trust.
This is a work of fiction, done so for a prank/joke and in no way is factual. My friends and I are huge fans of the space program, and this picture got us full of ideas for fake cover up stories. I hope you enjoyed reading this, and there is no D.O.D. representative who talked to me, nor is the anti-nuclear antibodies, which are actually cell part, on our coats. ZUMA is real, but not what I stated it to be.
- ^ Held, Amy. "SpaceX Rocket Launch Lights Up The California Sky, Freaks Out Some Residents". npr.org. National Public Radio. Retrieved December 24, 2017.
- ^ Lewin, Sarah. "Lawmakers Prod SpaceX and NASA on Fate of Secret Zuma Mission". Space.com. Space.com. Retrieved January 18, 2018.
- ^ Weselman, Kelly. "Antinuclear Antibodies (ANA)". www.rheumatology.org. AMC. Retrieved December 30, 2017.
- ^ "SpaceX Rocket Launch Lights Up The California Sky, Freaks Out Some Residents". NPR.org. Retrieved 2018-01-18.