I Hate Peas edit

I am 16, quite mature, quite immature and I hate peas.
Call me the biggest asshole on the face of the earth.

Your Mom edit

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.


hs
This user is a high school student.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.


BS-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.


pno-3This user is an advanced pianist.
harm-1This user is a novice harmonica player.


 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is of German ancestry.


 This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".


ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.


SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!


 This user is a fan of The Office.


 This user could use a little more cowbell.


 "Surely this user can't be serious?"


  This user is in a glass case of emotion.


Clue This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...
  This user's got a case of the Mondays.
 This user knows Who's on First.
ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.
 This user is a cereal killer.
 This user enjoys chess.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
 This user accepts the alias Pink.
 This user is a music composer.
 This user is a member of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
 This user has an iPod.
 This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
 This user likes all types of music.
 This user loves
The Beatles.
   All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.
EPThis user thinks Elvis is still alive.
 This user listens to Frank Zappa.
band-3This user likes Bob Dylan.
 This user is a Cancerian.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
YMThis user is your mom.
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
  This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.