Fake diseases that will fool everyone!

Have you ever wanted to tell someone you have a disease, but couldnt think of a random name that doesnt sound strange? Well im here to help you with that! Lets get started on out (fake) list!

1- knoplitis-limiting your ability to eat without getting nauseous.

2-hopus kokicus- Being allergic or sensitive to certain elements

3- sharilipion disease-the state of the skin being extremely sensitive or vulnerable to metalic objects

4-TFA- stands for Tendancy to Fidget Artitus

Thats all I have for now... i just made this and will continue to update constantly...feel free to add more!