Ok so I'm going userbox crazy.

teenThis user is a teenager.
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user was born in the year of the Snake.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
16This user is 16 years old.
This user is a Taurean.
♂This user is male.
This user is nocturnal.
GMT
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
This user is not a biological parent.
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
This user has already left every hemisphere.
This user grew up in the suburbs.
This user does not pump their own gas.
This user lives in New Jersey.