User:TheGrappler/afd-boxes/Mock/Articles for deletion

This is a mock-up for the afd-box system proposed at User:TheGrappler/afd-boxes. In particular, this page is a mock-up of WP:AFD. For an alternative portal which sorts nominations by type, see User:TheGrappler/afd-boxes/Mock. The "users" who appear in these "debates" are entirely fictitious stereotypes.

Day 1 edit

St. Riddlememore's School for Little Girls edit

Non-notable school for 6-11 year olds. Only 5 years old so no significant history. Delete -Schoolcruftbasher 15:48, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Delete Quick, lets get rid of this before the schoolcrufters get here! -Whackingstickguy 15:50, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep Article provides references so this is clearly verifiable. -WPVguardian 15:51, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Ultra strong keep I go there! -Precocious10yearold 15:52, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Mega strong speedy keep! When will people realise that all schools are notable? It's practically policy already! -RampantInclusionist 15:53, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Fr00g edit

I have absolutely no idea what this article is about, but a previous attempt to speedy it failed. Seems like WP:NONSENSE to me. -LoneVoiceOfSanity 16:00, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


? Topic indiscernible/unclassifiable
Incl: nonsense, insufficient context
web Web or internet related
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MAL Malformed article.
Incl: nonsense, misspelt title
  • Comment Although I am little the wiser from reading the article, I suspect that this may be a web-phenomenon. I'm therefore listing it as a web-related deletion in the hope that somebody with more expertise may contribute. -JustSomeRandomUser 16:02, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Mega strong super keep Just because it doesn't make any sense doesn't mean we should delete it from Wikipedia! AFD is not cleanup! -RampantInclusionist 16:06, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Downbeat Cats edit

Seem to be a non-notable college band. Fails WP:MUSIC. -WhackingStickGuy16:09, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Delete per nom. -Musiccruftbasher 16:11, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Criticisms of criticisms of the United States edit

This is apparently just a WP:POVFORK essay written by User:AllAmericanMegaPatriot. Wikipedia is WP:NOT a soapbox and this seems to be own research. -TheCleaner 16:14, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Delete per nom -KeepWikipediaTidy 16:15, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Guy walks on ceiling then falls off edit

Non-notable flash animation. -KeepWikipediaTidy 16:19, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Keep Hey dude, I live in the middle of nowhere, and like, all my homies have seen this! -JustSomeCollegeStudent 16:21, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Jason Puggles edit

Entire contents "Jason Puggles is well hard he is in class 5 with Mrs Tomas and Mrs Tomas does not like Jason but Jason does not care because he is well hard and he has loads of mates. He is the most well hard person in Thuringstock and has won loads of boxing medals." Speedy failed because this apparently counts as an assertion of notability; but local amateur youth titles do not bestow notability on the holders. -TheCleaner 16:25, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Lightning fast megakeep He could be famous in the future - and all these claims can be verified! Won't it be cool if Wikipedia will be looked back on in 10 years time as being the first site to pick up Puggles on our radar? Needs some work, but AFD is not cleanup! -RampantInclusionist 16:26, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Insufficient notability, plus privacy concerns. -KeepWikipediaTidy 16:27, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Fred's Hill edit

This geographic feature gets no ghits and I suspect it is a hoax. -Geoguy 16:33, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Keep What if it's notable for being a hoax? AFD is not cleanup! -RampantInclusionist 16:34, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

List of bald people edit

This kind of list is definitely better off as a category for verification and maintenance purposes. As this is a health issue I have classed this as a sci/tech-related deletion. -MakeWikipediaGoNow 16:37, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Comment I don't have strong views on this but I have added the biographical deletion type, as the contents of the list is essentially biographical information. -InformationSorter 16:40, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

2212 FIFA World Cup edit

Wikipedia is WP:NOT a crystal ball. I don't believe it is helpful to suggest Moonbase City as a possible venue. -SportsNut 16:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Delete -KeepWikipediaTidy 16:46, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill -EditCountStuffer 16:47, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

List of Troll Marine units in Fantasia Wars: Kill Zone III edit

Wikipedia WP:NOT a gaming guide. None of these units are sufficiently notable to be mentioned in Wikipedia. -LoneVoiceOfSanity 16:52, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Supersmooth'n'sensual shampoo edit

This is just blatant spam for a non-notable product. Not anywhere near being market leader in any major market: and no sales figures are available. -SpamWhackinMan 16:56, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • Kill -Editcountstuffer 16:57, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep Verifiable boutique product. Sales volume alone doesn't show notability: the fact they charge $500 per bottle makes it notable. -RampantInclusionist 16:58, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Day 2 edit

Jonny Pebbledash edit

Although he is "one of the greatest rock voices and heading to be one of the most successful musicians of our age" I fear the fact that he has no label and no record sales makes him non-notable. -TheMusicGuy 17:08, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Wibblestoke Educational Welfare Foundation edit

While this charity's aims are good, this article seems to be no more than spam: there is no permanent staff and this is little more than a PTA. -WhackingStickGuy 17:13, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Whampookoo Industries edit

Non-notable web-designers. Apparently part of a spamming campaign. -SpamWhackingGuy 17:17, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Kellie Fiddleshins edit

There are lots of articles devoted to the Dragon's Mane series of fantasy books, but Kellie Fiddleshins is only a minor character and is adequately covered at List of minor characters in the Dragon's Mane universe. This is an unnecessary and premature forking of content for a very minor and hardly notable character. -KeepWikipediaTidy 18:07, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Amplelather Mall edit

It's just a shopping mall; the article lists a couple of the stores that have been there but makes no indication of notability. We can't include every shopping mall in the world, can we? -Whackingstickguy 18:12, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • D nn -EditCountStuffer 18:14, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Boxball stuffing edit

Yuck! This is the most disgusting sexual practice article I have ever read! But I can't find any evidence that this move actually exists (it hardly sounds physical plausible), so it seems utterly unverifiable. I doubt that it - or the myth of it - is notable anyway: the article claims that it has been witnessed in only one porn movie. -WikiPrude 18:20, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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  • But I can verify that it was a good porno, so keep -JustSomeCollegeStudent 18:22, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Even I have limits... -RampantInclusionist 18:22, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

D1336b road edit

If this road is notable, then so is pretty much any other road, ever... -RoadKingDude 18:31, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Mid-level defluxionation edit

Currently nothing more than a dicdef, this topic is covered better in a series of related articles. There is no need for distinct articles on low, mid and high level defluxionation. -EngineeringLady 18:38, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Neo-Marxist reagitation theory edit

This is possibly "a cutting-edge theory at the frontier of modern sociology" but is more likely to be complete WP:BALLS. -TheCleaner 18:41, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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Sammy Smithson edit

It seems odd that for a "conceptual artist on the leading edge of the new wave of talent", his main achievement was a school project. -TheCleaner 18:45, 22 July 2006 (UTC)


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