Calling the admins edit

This one's to the tune of Copacabana ....

I need an admin, I have a problem,
I tagged a load of CSDs, you gotta close an AfD,
I need a revdel, I need a ban too,
And if you want something to do
Go and find me a CU,
I think there is a sock who is gonna need a block,
When you're done and you have spare time
Can I ask for more?

At the help desk, the AIV page,
The hottest spots next to the Main page,
At RfP queues, the Dub-Q-A page,
Tenditious Ed-it wars are always the PITA,
At the hellllp desk!