Good evening.

Things I like Things I don't like Something random I know Random fact about me (anecdotal; can't site)
Beer Jelly Donald Drumpf's father was

likely a Ku Klux Klan member

I am a social democrat, and a long-time member

of the Norwegian Workers' Youth League

The Internet Church of Scientology Hells Angels know their name

is spelled wrong, but they

just don't care.

I crashed when taking my final driver's exam.

Still got my licence.

Dogs When my grandma

comments my profile

picture on Facebook,

but the comment is

completely irrelevant

to the picture itself.

Steve Buscemi was a NYFD

firefighter for several years

before becoming an actor. He

volunteered during 9/11.

I'm currently studying stand-up comedy.
Guns N' Roses Teflon frying pans Whales dream with their skin. I have calcaneovalgus, commonly and

erroneously called club foot. Iv'e had two

surgeries, and they both went south.

And some userboxes: edit

 This user is a student.
KM20This user is a fan of Kevin Magnussen.
 This user supports the Occupy movement.
 This user stands with France, against terror, and for freedom of speech and expression for all, without fear of reprisals.
secular This user supports the separation of religion and state.
Ap This user supports the Labour Party.
 This user is a social democrat.
 This user opposes torture under all circumstances.
 This user supports sustainable living.
 This user digs permaculture.
 This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing.
 This user is highly against nazism.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
 This user supports Wikileaks and Julian Assange.
 This user is an anti-racist striving for a non-racial society.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  
 This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.
 This user supports
universal health care.
  This user wants to reform the United Nations.
 This user opposes conscription.
 This user supports NATO.
  This user supports Amnesty International.
PCThis user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions.
  This user supports stem cell research.
 This user believes contraceptives should be freely available to everyone.
 This user supports the full legalisation of cannabis and other soft drugs.
EuThis user supports euthanasia and believes people have the right to die if they so choose.Su
 This user strongly supports
strict gun control
.
 This user supports Project Chanology.
 This user is interested in aviation.
This user's favorite airline alliance is Star Alliance. 
SKThis user's favorite airline is Scandinavian Airlines. 
 This user supports the
Tor Project.
  This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.
GTA V This user plays Grand Theft Auto V
 This user uses a PC.
PsThis user is skilled in
Adobe Photoshop
This user believes that religion that
contradicts verifiable facts is a lie.
 This user believes science, practiced through the scientific method, is the
most reliable way of determining the
nature of reality.
  This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
°CThis user uses the Celsius scale, as they find it superior in every way to Fahrenheit.
 This user is bisexual, not confused.
Rel
no
This user does not belong to any organized (or disorganized) religion.
 This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.
 This user is an atheist.
  God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

User:S.dedalus/Richard Dawkins (God)

 This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost.
 This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
 This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
GNRThis user loves Guns N' Roses.

This user can't stop thinking about the girls, girls, girls.
  This user is a huge fan of Nirvana and mourns the death of Kurt Cobain.
 This user is a fan of AC/DC.
 This user is a fan of Aerosmith.
 This user is The Walrus
CCRThis user is a fan of Creedence Clearwater Revival.
 This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!
Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
 This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
 This user abides. 
  This user is in a glass case of emotion.
 This user knows that the answer is 42.
KThis user is a "Kramer."
DThis user watches
THE DAILY SHOW.
 
CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.
 
  This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
TBoMThis user would like to share with you the most amazing book.
 This user is a citizen of Norway.
 This user is proud to be a
Norwegian !
27This user is 27 years, 9 months, and 5 days old.
nn-3Denne brukaren meistrar norsk (nynorsk) flytande.
noDenne brukeren/brukaren har norsk som morsmål.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
 This user enjoys travelling.
 This user has visited Africa.
 This user has visited Europe.
 This user has visited North America.
Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

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Com-4This user is an expert comedian. They can hold their own in a comedy club.
 On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a dog.

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TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

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OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.
32%This user has been a Wikipedian for 32.1% of their life.
The Book of MormonThis user can't believe Jesus called him a dick!
HThis user believes that everybody lies.
  This user worked for the Dharma Initiative.
 This user is a fan of
The West Wing.
BrBaThis user is the one who knocks!
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!