Here's a load of boxes that accurately describe small facts about me!

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
ipa-1
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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
This user believes truth is adaequatio intellectus et rei, or something like that.
This user supports equal rights for queer people.
♂This user is male.
This user is interested in religion.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal.
This user lives in or is from the
United States Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user is interested in psychology.
This user has been a Wikipedian since 2006.
This user is a WikiOgre.
<sum>:1This user believes that every edit should have a summary.
Ubuntu logo.This user contributes using Ubuntu.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
xhtml-3This user is an advanced XHTML user.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
This user is a member of the LGBT community.
This user enjoys philosophy.
This user enjoys reading anything.
BONESThis user finds very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user is a professional editor.
QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
BBThis user buys their books from Black Books.
XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.