Wow! Suspenders!
Well, at least my IP address isn't visible on my edits anymore...
This sounded like fun, so I decided to "commit my identity."
Committed identity: 85e99632359891d1cc2dea33f0749ddf3dc1dcc21cfb81cfd26d485384737978 is a SHA-256 commitment to this user's real-life identity.
In case I ever need to confirm that hash, I should remember it's a hash of my first cat's name.