Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a week? (1)
...At least once a day? (2)
...More than an hour a day? (4)
Did you already edit this page? (12)
...More than once? (12)
Is more than 60% of your time online spent at Wikipedia? (10)
...75%? (50)
...Exactly 100%? (100)
Did you stop using your printed encyclopedia and start using this one instead? (2)
...Did you throw away your printed encyclopedia? (2)
Do you read Wikipedia over a public wireless Internet connection? (2)
...Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (4)
...Is that connection in a restaurant? (6)
...Do you edit Wikipedia while waiting for your meal? (8)
...During your meal? (20)
...One hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (100—that's it, we're driving you down to the next Wikiclinic for treatment.)
...Do you stop eating to edit Wikipedia and then throw your meal away, because it spoiled while you were editing? (50 more points—you're a junkie)
...Did you pick that restaurant because of the free WiFi? (5 more)
Are you on an aircraft with wireless access to the Internet during flight? (25)
...Because you can edit Wikipedia on it? (35)
...Are you eating your meal on said flight while taking this test or writing an article? (50)
Do you talk in Wikipedia markup code? (2)
...Every day? (30)
...Did you choose this flight over another because of the access to Wikipedia (an additional point for every $10 more you paid for this flight than the one you would have taken)? (100)
Have you learned a new language or improved in one you already knew for the primary purpose of being able to read the Wikipedia in that language? (6)
...Prior to the existence of shop.wikipedia.org (only physical shirts count)? (20)
Is something you have thought was important—such as social life, career, or studies—suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (10)
Do you sneak mobile devices into class because you want to read or edit Wikipedia? (40)
...Did the teacher catch you using your mobile device and punish you? (20)
...Or did the teacher commend you for reading/editing Wikipedia? (100)
......Because the teacher is a Wikipedian? (55)
Have you spent time editing Wikipedia instead of working on an important assignment (add half the percentage points missed on assignment to score)? (3)
...In class? (5)
Have you ever failed a class because of Wikipedia? (We will pass you!) (100)
Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (9)
Are you sleeping during the day (as of 8 a.m.) because you edited Wikipedia overnight (add overslept time in hours)? (5)
Do you forget to think twice before you say something to real people but re-check a hundred times what you have typed in before posting your comment in a talk page? (5)
Do you judge people you know offline partly on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (6)
Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (17 and a crash course in dating)
Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are "productive" or "useful"—unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (5)
Did you donate money to Wikipedia? (3)
Do you wake up in the night in a cold sweat wondering whether your latest submission was truly written from the NPOV? (6)
Have you ever met up with another Wikipedian offline? (2)
Have you ever had sex with another Wikipedian? Sock puppet accounts don't count. (10)
Have you bought a second monitor so you could edit Wikipedia more efficiently? (25)
Have you ever edited an article on Wikipedia while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (5)
Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (3)
...Or do you think it already is? (2)
Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes? (1)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (5)
Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit Wikipedia but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)
Do you edit articles in your sleep? (17)
...Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (2)
...Or are the edits actually still there...? (200 points, plus the Randi prize)
Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (1)
...Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were on Wikipedia? (2)
...Did your laptop melt (or show serious signs of melting) while you were editing Wikipedia? (100 points and a new computer)
Do you edit Wikipedia with a mobile phone or tablet? (2)
...Because you can't wait until you get access to a PC to add some obscure fact to Wikipedia? (4)
From how many devices did you visit Wikipedia in the past 30 days? (1 per device)
Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (15)
Has your Wikipedia contribution style/philosophy (e.g., WikiGnome, deletionism, inclusionism,...) shaped your real life personality and philosophy? (15)
Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while communicating with your significant other? (5)
Have you told your significant other something on Wikipedia while communicating with them? (10)
...Was he or she impressed? (5)
...Or bored? (-5)
...Or did he or she tell you to shut up? (-20)
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (2)
...Did it work? (40)
Have you ever been reading a book and found information which you immediately added to a Wikipedia article? (3)
Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, book or other media product so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (5)
...And have you paid full price or even bought it costlier from a second-hand retailer for it? (7.5)
Have you ever argued with anyone over Wikipedia's accuracy? (5)
...Did you win? (10)
...Did you win, but you were the one saying it was not accurate? (-15)
Do you edit Wikipedia because "I just feel like using my spare time to do something meaningful"? (1)
...Do you edit Wikipedia because "My edits are to help my local community"? (10)
...Do you edit Wikipedia because "My contributions are for the benefit of mankind"? (30)
Do you edit Wikipedia "for the sake of editing Wikipedia"? (-5)
Have you ever thought about the origin of the universe while editing this? (5)
Have you run out of questions to add to this? (10)
...Did you think of something immediately after? (5)
Do you think you're using a significant portion of Wikipedia's bandwidth? (5)
Do you click on "Random Page" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (2)
When you click "Random Page" do you, more often than not, find an article you have edited? (3)
...Written? (10)
Have you ever gotten the same random page twice in a row? (3)
...Three times in a row? (10)
Are you upset that you only got ten points for that last question, even though the odds of getting the same random article three times in a row are about one in 6,827,1193(around one in 182 quintillion)? (100; that really is a ripoff)
