Spazm

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.

Sat

This user has a Satellite radio.

This user plays DotA Allstars using Warcraft III.

This user plays Warcraft III.

This user is just another Perl hacker.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

kzo-2

This user is an intermediate kazoo player.

This user plays the guitar.

TOOL

Forty Six & 2 are just ahead of this user.

This user is closer to God.

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user is a code monkey.

This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

This user uses userboxes.

C₂H₅OH-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user drinks coffee.

@	This user plays NetHack.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio.

This user is an atheist.

This user supports freedom of speech.