About Me
NameThis user's name is Zach Dennison.
This user was born on December 30.
This user finds that comedy is the best way to communicate.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
UTC-5This user's time zone is UTC-5.
 
Wikipedia
This user is a Wikipedian.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
 
Grammar
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.
byThis user has no opinion about the passive voice.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
 
Computers
PHP-3This user is an advanced PHP programmer.
HTML-3This user is an advanced HTML user.
bat-3This user is an advanced Batch programmer.
gkThis user is a geek.
IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
This user contributes using an aluminium MacBook.
GIMPThis user contributes using GIMP.

intel
Core
This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor.
 
Internet
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
 
Food
This user loves brownies.
This user loves cake.
This user eats cookies.
This user drinks milk.