Potatoes9000

I'm C.J. and I live in Pittsburgh.

This user prefers his cheesesteaks with Whiz from Jim's on South Street, and knows that Pat's and Geno's are low-brow, trashy tourist traps.

DOCTOR JOHN ZOIDBERG

This user lives in a maternifuge.

This user's other car is a TARDIS.

trek

This user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?

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This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user reads the dense and complex works of fiction written by Thomas Pynchon.

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user eats steak.

This user don't use jelly.

This user is a Marxist of the Harpo variety.

This user will show you the life of the mind.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user is not interested in gold mines, oil wells, shipping, or real estate.

REPO MAN

This user thinks the Rodriguez brothers are Goddamn Dipshit Gypsy Dildo Punks.

78	This user listens to 78 RPM records.

Rocker

This user attends or attended Bard College at Simon's Rock.