General Info edit
Regular Contributor for edit
- Haven't done much lately
Admin of edit
Occasionally Edits edit
Usually Hangs Out In edit
Lives In edit
Better Than edit
- You
Biography edit
Pigganon (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigg"), is also known as Pigg" and "That One Weird Guy Who Talks To Himself" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends.
He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he has been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges.
Pigg has an ego that is slightly smaller than Scotland, and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often. However, he also has a sensitive side. He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets. Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old. Old people do that.
He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else.
Likes and Dislikes edit
Pigg has many likes, and a huge number of dislikes.
Likes edit
- World of Warcraft
- Doctor Who
- The Internet
- Food
Long walks on the beachNot moving- The Venture Bros.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Batman
- The works of Cormac McCarthy
- Lord of the Flies
- The works of Aldous Huxley
- 1984
- Cracked.com
Dislikes edit
- Trolls
- Hackers
- Westboro Baptist Church
- Haters, yo
- Religious Dogma
- Andy Warhol
- Whales
- Two and a Half Men
- More to be added when thought of.
What Pigg Is Not edit
Pigg is many things, but he is also not many things. A few things he is not are: