Spammy, Opinionated and Delete-worthy edit
Given that I have been deemed spammy, opinionated, and delete-worthy by Wikipedia's best and brightest, I will for the time being avoid wasting their time and mine by contributing anything to Wikipedia.
On second thoughts, given that the article Millie_(dog) is considered more useful than my carefully-footnoted piece on a stock-exchange listed company, I think I'll just buy a packet of razor blades and have a nice warm bath.