Noodlinator

I like noodles!

..and userboxes.

This user is female.

This user is of human and Martian ancestry.

This user is a mad scientist.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is nocturnal.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user identifies as heteroflexible.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user lives in the United Kingdom.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user has a tri-monitor configuration.

This user has an iPod.

eh	This user is an apatheist, and doesn't care whether God exists.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
World War II.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

This user is for racial equality.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is left-handed.

This user enjoys photography.

MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.

P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).

TS	Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!

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This user is LOST…

This user is a Browncoat. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user reads webcomics.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user enjoys snowboarding.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.