This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

Lipsum

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

Grammar edit

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

US

This user uses American English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Comedy edit

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

XD	This user writes comedy and is not afraid to admit it.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Computing edit

@

This user can be reached by email at miriamthebat@yahoo.com.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Miriam The Bat.

This user uses MSN Messenger as miriamthebat@yahoo.com.

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as miriamthebat.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @miriamthebat.

fark

This user is a farker.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

Ad

This user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia.

This user contributes using GIMP.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user runs macOS.

TPad

This user contributes using TextPad.

This user contributes using Notepad.

W

This user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a MacBook.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

Food edit

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers eating pizza with black olives, pineapple, and Canadian bacon.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats poutine.

This user loves to eat cucumbers.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user eats chocolate.

This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 4 sugars.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

C₂H₅OH-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user drinks beer.

Games edit

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

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This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

game
dev

This user is interested in video game development.

This user prefers the Wii & Xbox 360 over the PS3.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user KNOWS that this is a lie. They just KNOW it.

This user plays the Final Fantasy series.

XII

This user plays
Final Fantasy 12.

塊魂

Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

KH

This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

N	This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.

This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Roy.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

CG

This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

History edit

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

Mathematics edit

This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

Music edit

This user likes most types of music.

This user has an iPod.

Science edit

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in the natural sciences.

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user is interested in Fossils.

This user is interested in Geology.

This user is interested in linguistics.

This user is interested in Paleontology.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user is interested in String Theory.

98

This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

Sports edit

BUF

This user is a fan of the
Buffalo Sabres

Miscellaneous edit

This user is interested in studying about lakes.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a cat lover.

This user has hunted, fished or hiked the Allegheny National Forest.

This user does not smoke.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

Books edit

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys geofiction.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user reads science fiction.

HP

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

H2G2

This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

POEM

This user has had one of their poems published.

Film edit

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

L&S

This user is not gerbil-like, they are HAMSTER-like!

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

Telivision edit

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

Comics edit

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads webcomics.

This user reads S i n f e s t.

Anime And Manga edit

._.

This user sometimes watches anime.

*_*

This user loves manga.

あ!

Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.

Education edit

†

This user survived Catholic school!

This user is a college student.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Geology.

This user studies at the Buffalo State College.

Health edit

This user has social anxiety.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user supports stem cell research.

Life edit

Name

This user's name is Miriam.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Profession edit

This user is a scientist.

Location edit

This user is from Earth.

2

This user has visited 2 of the 208 countries in the world.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

Canada edit

This user has visited 2 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.

2

United States edit

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user has visited 40 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

40

This user lives in or hails from Buffalo.

I love NY

This user ♥ NY.

This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

=Time edit

This user has too much time on their hands.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

GMT
var

This user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months.

Seasonal edit

This user was born on December 28 1984.

This user prefers it ... HOT!!

This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

Userboxes edit

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.