Marine7

Good Insults

• Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you have abused that privelage.
• Help Search and Rescue GET LOST.
• That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help.
• The voices in my head don't like you.
• Wife and dog missing, reward for dog.
• Wish you were beer.
• "Yes I'm drunk, but in the morning you'll still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
• You're clearly disguised as a responsible adult.

Bad Jokes

• Cat, the other white meat.
• Drunk chicks really dig me.
• I brake for tailgaters.
• If pigs could fly, this town would be an airport.
• I'm an anger management dropout.
• It's such a beautiful day I won't need my meds.
• Milk sucks, got beer?
• PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
• Sex is my religion, pray with me.
• So many pedestrians, so little time.
• Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana,
Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill 'Do you wanna?'
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

A farmer has three daughters who all have dates on the same night. So he decides to bring his shotgun, just to show dates who's boss. So the first date shows up and says,
"Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here to take Flo to the show. May we go?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the second date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Freddy and I'm here to take Betty to eat some Spaghetti. May we leave already?" So the farmer lets him leave. Then the third date shows up,
"Hi, I'm Chuck-" and the farmer shoots him.

Good Songs

• '321' (Scorpions)
• 'American Pie' (Don McLean)
• 'Amish Paradise' (Weird Al)
• 'Canadian Idiot' (Weird Al)
• 'Crazy World' (Scorpions)
• 'Christmas in my Pants'
• 'Ebay' (Weird Al)
• 'Eruption' (Van Halen)
• 'Everybody Loves Me Baby' (Don McLean)
• 'Free Bird' (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
• 'Hey Bulldog' (The Beatles)
• 'Hour 1' (Scorpions)
• 'I'll Sue Ya' (Weird Al)
• 'Lobotomy for Christmas'
• 'Mother Nature' (Don McLean)
• 'Rock You Like a Hurricane (Scorpions)
• 'Seven Seas of Rye' (Queen)
• 'The Saga Begins' (Weird Al)
• 'Stairway to Heaven' (Led Zeppelin)
• 'White & Nerdy' (Weird Al)
• 'Winterwood' (Don McLean)
• 'Yellow Submarine' (The Beatles)

Good Artists

• Aerosmith
• Don McLean
• Led Zeppelin
• Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Queen
• Rolling Stones
• Scorpions
• The Beatles
• Van Halen
• 'Weird Al' Yankovic