Shakur-Small's Syndrome
SHAKUR's Syndrome is a new behavioral pathology discovered in 2018 by Alexandra Marie Claire Anna, a Linguistics student at Concordia University in Montreal.
History
Alexandra first witnessed the pattern on June 23rd, 2018 when her boyfriend, with whom she is in a Heterosexual relationship with, invited her over to Chill. Her boyfriend then ignored her to binge watch a Netflix serie about Tupac Shakur.
Causes
Typically the symptoms of Shakur-Small Syndrome develop while an heterosexual male subject is hangover. The 24 hours window following unusual intake of alcohol and Psychoactive drug renders the subject extremely vulnerable to develop SHAKUR's Syndrome. Eastern males between 20-35 years of age who own a Netflix Account and smoked marijuana in their teenage years are the most likely to develop the illness.
Symptoms
the symptoms manifests as a sudden, violent and unexplained obsession about Tupac Shakur, especially the circumstances surrounding his murder. The subject, whom was not yet born or too young when Shakur was alive, tend to sulk or completely ignore their Significant other in order to learn everything about Tupac Shakur, from his entourage, to his relationship with Notorious B.I.G. As the obsession about Tupac and B.I.G. increases, the more the subject actively ignore their girlfriend, even if she is naked in their bed and requires immediate attention. The subject's sudden obsession share resemblances with sujects suffering Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders but has been deemed to ironic to be featured in the DSM-5.
Cure
The cure is yet to be discover. For now there is no hope 😢