Kunzite1

Introduction

This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.

Declarations

This user has publicly declared that they have a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article Trident Esports.

This user has publicly declared that they have a conflict of interest regarding the Wikipedia article Draft:Trident Esports.

Languages

en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

en-GB
-1

This user has a basic understanding of British English.

LE-4

This user uses punctuation, but doesn't care about other stuff when typing English.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

1337-3

+|-|15 |_|53|2 <4/\/ (0/\/+|2!|3|_|+3 \/\/1+|-| 4/\/ 4|)\/4/\/(3|) 13\/31 0|= 1337.

BASIC-1

This user is a beginner BASIC programmer.

C-1

This user is a beginning C programmer.

PHP-2

This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.

css-2

This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.

HTML-3

This user is an advanced HTML user.

js-2

This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.

mysql-1

This user is a beginning MySQL user.

This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

Games

You just lost The Game.

This user settled Catan.

DKC

This user plays Donkey Kong Country.

DN

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

KH

This user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user plays the Metroid series.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user is PREPARED TO QUALIFY

PS2

This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user still uses a
Sega Genesis / Mega Drive.

This user enjoys playing solitaire.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

Internets

@

This user can be reached by email.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is miketrethewey.

This user's ICQ UIN is 2198790.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as kunzite1@livejournal.com.

This user uses MSN Messenger as miketrethewey@hotmail.com.

Y!

This user's Yahoo! Messenger
screenname is
miketrethewey.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user's Internet service provider is Comcast.

This user's Internet service provider is EarthLink.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

Wiki

This user has http://wiki.noljads.com/ wikis.

Bebo

This user keeps in touch with their friends with Bebo and their URL is miketrethewey.bebo.com.

This user buys and sells on eBay as miketrethewey.

This user has a Flickr account as @miketrethewey.

B

This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as kunzite's krazy days.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @kunzite1.

This user has a profile on MySpace as miketrethewey.

This user is a code monkey.

Programs

This user is using a web browser.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

os

This user uses an operating system.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user runs macOS.

Food

This user eats bagels.

This user loves brownies.

This user drinks bubble tea.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user eats candy corn.

This user is a carnivore.

This user eats cheese.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user drinks milk.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats sushi.

Health

This user is highly... um... What's that word again?

OCD

This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user is right-handed.

This user does not smoke.

Mathematics

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

1+1=10

This user likes binary.

5+5=10

This user likes decimal.

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

8+8=10

This user likes hexadecimal.

This user knows by heart an unspecified number of digits in the decimal representation of pi.

Statistics

Name

This user's name is Mike.

40Y

This Wikipedian was born on 10 September 1983 and is 40 years, 7 months, and 30 days old.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in or hails
from Portand.

This user has visited 16 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.

16

2	This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.

5

This user has visited 5 of the 208 countries in the world.

This user is of Danish ancestry.

This user does not pump their own gas.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is from Mars.

This user is proud to be
Northern Irish

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

Parent home

This user lives in the parental home, and does not intend to leave.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is of Swedish ancestry.

This user is of Welsh descent.

Time

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

PT

This user's time zone is PT.

Miscellaneous

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user is a MIDI collector.

This user likes most types of music.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

zen

This user has a Zen Micro.

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

Info
box

This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

END

This user has no more userboxes.

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