Krakrjak

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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Userboxes

This user is male.	NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."	This user is a Taurean.
雞This user was born in the year of the Rooster.	6 C 12.011This user is made out of Carbon.	$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

Life

UAGo Hogs! This user attends or attended the University of Arkansas.	This user is a Computer System Administrator.	This user enjoys bicycling.
This user likes all of the colours.

Geography

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.	This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).	This user comes from the United States of America.
This user resides in the U.S. State of Arkansas.	This user is from Washington County, Arkansas.	This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user's time zone is UTC-6.

Music

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.	This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.	This user needs more cowbell.
This user is a subscriber to XM Satellite Radio.

Instruments

Wikipedia:Instruments arg-4This user is a professional air guitarist. gtr-3This user is an advanced guitarist. bss-2This user is an intermediate bass guitarist. hrn-2This user is an intermediate horn player. perc-1This user is a novice percussionist. voc-1This user is a novice vocalist. DJ-1This user is a novice DJ. trpt-1This user is a novice trumpet player. Search user instruments

Travels

This user has been to the United Nations Headquarters.	This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.	This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.
This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

Interests

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

~_~This user is a definite fan of anime.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Conservation.

Languages

Wikipedia:Babel enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español. ...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages. Search user languages

Dialects

en-us -NThis user is a native speaker of American English.	SoE-nThis person is a native speaker of Southern American English (Southern bah the grace o' God)	pglIsthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.	du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).	LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
1337-27h15 u53r 15 48l3 70 (0n7r18u+3 \/\/i7h 4|\| 1|\|73rm3d14+3 l3\/3l 0f 1337.

Programming Languages

asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.	C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.	c++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.	PHP-1This user is a beginning PHP programmer.	This user can program in Scheme.
bashThis user can program in Bash.	HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.	css-1This user is a beginning Cascading Style Sheets user.
re-4This user writes expert regular expressions.

Net Usage

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.	This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.
This user uses Kopete to chat on IRC and other networks.	This user uses Azureus.	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user contributes using Konqueror.	This user contributes with KDE desktop environment.	This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.
This user contributes using Vim.	AthXPThis user uses an AMD Athlon XP processor	This user's Internet service provider is Cox Communications.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.	IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.	IPThis user's IP is ::1.

Beliefs

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.	This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.	This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Political

This user supports the ACLU.

dem This user supports the U.S. Democratic Party.

Wikipedia

This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wikipedia.

Knowledge

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user prefers the metric system.

$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

Fandom

Bands

AC/ DCThis user is a fan of AC/DC.

This user always has a couple Bob Dylan's songs in their mp3 player or computer.

TV Shows

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.	This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.	SNL This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!	¡This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
Shiny This user loves Firefly!!

News

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

Movies

This user is in a glass case of emotion.	This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.	NDThis user is pretty good with a bo staff.
TABak user derka derka derka!