Hello. I am Kozeeva, a cavewoman from South America. I suffer from katagelasticism, an affliction brought about by my being struck by the Catatumbo lightning. I like bacon and coffee.
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Hello. I am Kozeeva, a cavewoman from South America. I suffer from katagelasticism, an affliction brought about by my being struck by the Catatumbo lightning. I like bacon and coffee.