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Some history...

 This user was born and raised in Essex.
 This user was allowed up very late to see one small step.
 This user has a Master of Arts degree in Mathematics.
asm-5This user was a professional assembly language programmer.
BCPL-5This user was a professional BCPL programmer.
C/C++-5This user was a professional C/C++ programmer.

...and current status and interests

 This user is married to a lawyer
 This user maintains the website for a parish church
 This user sings bass in two church choirs
 This user sorts and values books for Oxfam.
 This user enjoys walking.
 This user is a gongoozler.
 This user usually prefers Reading to Reading
 This user is a Friend of Winchester Cathedral.
 This user is a Friend of the Landmark Trust.
 This user is a member of British Naturism.
 This user knows that calcium can result in Helvetica.
 This user knows how to take a selfie.
 This user is still interested in the Apollo program.

Wikipedia activity

 This user has been editing Wikipedia for more than ten years.
 This user has made over 100,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user was awarded the Executive Director's Barnstar.
 This user was selected as Editor of the Week.
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This user is a member of the the
Wikipedia Typo Team.
 This editor uses AutoWikiBrowser to fix typos on an industrial scale.
 This user searches a downloaded copy of the Wikipedia text.
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This user is an advanced regular expression programmer.
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This user understands what templates do, and how to write them.
 This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!
 This user is a recent changes patroller for the Portal namespace.
 This user is a recent changes patroller for the Help namespace.
 This user uses and recommends Navigation popups.
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This user uses and recommends Anomie's Link classifier.
This user volunteers at the
Wikipedia Help Desk.
Hello!This user welcomes new users to Wikipedia.
<refThis user enjoys solving puzzles.

...and weaknesses

 This user sometimes misses the point entirely.
AGF-∞This user is naive.
RS-1This user does not like to judge reliability of sources.
N-1This user does not like to judge notability.
G11-1This user does not like to judge tone or style.
BRUThis user avoids all conflict.