JohnVMaster

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This user page has been vandalized once.

This user happily missed
the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event.

This user is a zoo tycoon.

JohnVMaster thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!!

~~HSM~~

This user just can't get his head in the game.

Coming Soon!

This user can't wait for the movie Jurassic Park IV.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Zoo.

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This user likes the song "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" by Lemon Demon.

This user believes they are unique, just like everybody else.

=]

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This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

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This user is a muggle.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.

This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.

This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

Info
Box

This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 0 days.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

This user is a male.

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This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

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This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

Chef

This user misses Chef!

Hi, I'm JohnVMaster, or JVM, and I have been a Wikipedia user since February 2007 and continue to browse to this day. I am no longer an active editor at this time though I still support the mission and goals of Wikipedia. I am a participant in WikiProject Zoo and still occasionally edit articles about zoos and aquarium, such as Lincoln Park Zoo.

I was heavily involved with many earlier drafts of the articles related to the TV series South Park and used to provide images for the episode and character infoboxes before they were erased as notability guidelines shifted away from such content. It took me several years to figure out the citation format properly.

A lot of these userboxes are out of date but I just can't bring myself to remove them.