I like

1) politics (international and American) 2) religion (primarily: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity; secondarily, Hinduism, Buddhism, Gnosticism) 3) rap (specifically, the Notorious B.I.G.) 4) the Arab-Israeli conflict 5) Star Trek

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user loves using Google Earth.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
P2PThis user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
This user contributes using Iceweasel.
This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.
geditThis user contributes using gedit.
This user has his display resolution set to 1440×900.
This user contributes using a PC.
64This user uses an AMD Athlon 64 X2 processor
ADSLThis user contributes using an
ADSL connection.
nlDeze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.
en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.
de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
ipa-1
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This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
PALThis user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.
asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.
c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
hsThis user can program in Haskell.
-2This user is an intermediate Mathematica programmer.
PHPThis user can code PHP.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html>This user can write HTML.
js-2This user is an intermediate JavaScript programmer.

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This user is an advanced LaTeX user.
mysqlThis user writes programs that access MySQL.
TeXThis Wikipedian is a TeX user.
W3CThis user believes in compliance with W3C standards.
XMLThis user can write XML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
xsltThis user is an XSL Transformations programmer.
prog-3This user is an advanced programmer.
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Rot13Guvf hfre fcrnxf Ebg13.
Lipsum-0This user only uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.
MatrixThis user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.
This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.
λThis user is fluent in Lambda calculus.
This user is interested in polyhedra.
This user knows how to
Find X.
FoundX
SIThis user uses the metric system and loves it.
This user knows 12 digits of pi.
This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.
This user loves problem solving.
This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.
This user is a modern follower of Bushido.
This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.
This user is a skeptic.
This user enjoys filmmaking.
This user enjoys writing.
This user supports sustainable living.
This user supports
renewable energy.
This user plays German-style board games.


This user has a thing for meeple.
This user is interested in
ghost towns.
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.
MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!
This user plays Quake.
SERIOUS
SAM
This user knows it's time to get serious!
UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.
WC3This user plays Warcraft III.
23This user's body mass index
is 23
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user eats cheese.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user loves sausages.
This user eats bananas.
This user likes waffles.
This user drinks milk.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
^_^This user watches anime.
あ!Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.
GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.
This user is a soul-seeking Hollow.
PCThis user has a persocom.
HaruhiismThis user's main philosophy is Haruhiism.
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
"Surely this user can't be serious?"
ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.
This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
DDThey made this user do it.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
This user accepts the alias Pink.
OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.
TABak user derka derka derka!
SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
FAST
SHOW
Do you like this userbox sir? Oooh! Suit you sir!
This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!
QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
This user knows advanced
music theory.
This user likes most types of music.
This user enjoys film scores.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in
Biochemistry.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
Fx This user is glad that Pluto isn't a planet.
This user is interested in mathematical physics.
This user loves calculators.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
This user is a university student.
This user advocates controlled legalization of cannabis.
This user is of Dutch ancestry.
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
+1This user's time zone is +1.

6
This user has visited 6 of the 208 countries in the world.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
Future indepThis user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.
This user grew up in the suburbs.
This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.
H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.