| This user has long hair no more, he put it too close to a birthday cake :] | ID |
| This user has a laptop and a webcam that's too damn expensive with snazzy thought bubbles. | ID |
| This user is too tall. | ID |
| This user sometimes gets Pneumothoraxis. This makes us sad :[ | ID |
| This user died his hair red for Comic Relief with those rubbish sprays, but looked dashing :p | ID |
| This user is wasting money on a PS3 and going to the zoo | ID |
| This user is in Milkshake Squad. They define cool. | ID |
| This user hosts a radio station with "Pug" arrr. wtf. Life's biggest joke. | ID |