Green Gronk is a lifelong railway enthusiast and owner of three locomotives and a railbus, all of which are currently in working order. He has a further unhealthy interest in the TV shows of Gerry Anderson, and is old enough to know better!!!

Currently evolving into a diesel locomotive fault finder. Last week I couldn't spell elektrisian, this week I are one!!

As some people take advantage of their anonymity on Wiki and other discussion forums to incite mischief and strife, I confess to being Bob Bailey ( Age 56 1/2) of Horsehay, Shropshire. All the above statements are guaranteed true.

PS I'm not into surfboarding and other random stuff, but if you want to be silly, I have at least 40 years experience of the most gross stupidity you can imagine. It's all a laugh, but everyone can step over the line. You know who you are.

Pip, pip, as the saying goes.